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Hey @DipWheeler as a testicle, butthole, and fartcoin bull myself, I think it’s time you look into boner coin backed by hims on longxyz
Long and hard
Long and hard
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Scrotoshi Sackamoto retweeted
I am thrilled to join the Board & Advisory of Hims & Hers! The platform @AndrewDudum & Co. have built & are evolving for comprehensive telehealth incl. cardiovascular & hormone health & peptides (GLPs & more) w/start to finish (raw materials incl.) made in USA is making health & vigor available to everyone.
Our Q3 2026 results are now live!
We believe that in healthcare, whoever owns the customer relationship wins. We’re building an everyday digital health platform that millions of people can rely on, not just for a single treatment, but for the whole experience of getting and staying well. We’re making substantial progress: revenue growth accelerated to nearly 50% this quarter. Nearly three million people across four continents rely on us to access care.
Here’s how we’re continuing to push forward:
- Winning metabolic health. For many people, the relationship with Hims & Hers starts with weight loss, and we’re making care easier to access: one seamless experience across an assortment of weight loss medicines, including from @novonordisk and @EliLillyandCo, more flexible multi-month subscriptions that we’re preparing ahead of the new year, and an AI-native experience that now reaches the large majority of weight loss customers.
- Winning the major global markets: International revenue grew more than 4x year-over-year to $233 million, and is on track to reach a $1 billion annual run rate in 2027. Our reach now spans four continents, and we’re introducing the Hims & Hers brands to new markets, including Australia and Germany.
- Staying at the forefront of category expansion: Our platform helps us go deeper into complex care and launch specialties faster. For example, we launched controlled substances for the first time with injectable and oral TRT, and we’re excited to be launching our Peptides+ offering later this month.
We also announced today that @hubermanlab is joining our Board of Directors, and he’s also joining us as an advisor. I’ve spent a lot of time with Andrew over the past year and we’re in lock step on what matters: making the latest health innovations accessible and actionable for people everywhere.
This is how we’re building the platform that will redefine how people access healthcare. I can’t wait for you to see what comes next.
More on this quarter’s results, including important disclaimers: news.hims.com/newsroom/how-w…
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Hey @AndrewDudum, how many retweets for the boner man to become the official $HIMS mascot?
I listened to the HIMS earnings call today and you said you’re intentionally pulling back on your marketing spend.
If we agree on a number, I promise you the @bonercoinlong community will ing campaign in Wallstreet history which will cost HIMS $0.
I listened to the HIMS earnings call today and you said you’re intentionally pulling back on your marketing spend.
If we agree on a number, I promise you the @bonercoinlong community will ing campaign in Wallstreet history which will cost HIMS $0.
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Scrotoshi Sackamoto retweeted
Feeling very Longfolio today.
This is an early app screen (ignore the AI logo lol)
Our mobile native app is moving very fast we are close to complete all the functional requirements from here on the focus will go into redesign + polishing a few core feats that will be only app. I will try to share more without giving up all the secret sauce.
Any special requests from the community? Lmk
LONG.
This is an early app screen (ignore the AI logo lol)
Our mobile native app is moving very fast we are close to complete all the functional requirements from here on the focus will go into redesign + polishing a few core feats that will be only app. I will try to share more without giving up all the secret sauce.
Any special requests from the community? Lmk
LONG.
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Scrotoshi Sackamoto retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Dr. Andrew Huberman Joins $HIMS Board of Directors
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@hubermanlab is joining our Board of Directors, and he’s also joining us as an advisor to help us do for our customers what he’s done for millions of people: make the latest health science accessible and actionable.
From @AndrewDudum: “As we continue to build the future of personalized, science-backed healthcare, his expertise in neuroscience and human health will sharpen how we think about the science behind our offerings.”
Read more here, including important info: news.hims.com/newsroom/dr-an…
From @AndrewDudum: “As we continue to build the future of personalized, science-backed healthcare, his expertise in neuroscience and human health will sharpen how we think about the science behind our offerings.”
Read more here, including important info: news.hims.com/newsroom/dr-an…
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Scrotoshi Sackamoto retweeted
Still bullish RH chain, still bullish stock tokenization, still bullish $BONER and LONG ecosystem
Entire world market has been in fear, panic and bleed mode
Of course trenches/memecoins are going to be down 90%
The comeback story will be legendary
Entire world market has been in fear, panic and bleed mode
Of course trenches/memecoins are going to be down 90%
The comeback story will be legendary
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Scrotoshi Sackamoto retweeted
Boner mode soon to be activated.
LONG is a “larp” tech but we gonna try to copy it 1:1 every new week
“There is no such thing as PVE you’re advertising a fake nera everything goes to 0” but it’s valid for our bags.
sold early: it’s not going to climb higher
It went to ATH: overvalued
It’s dumping: good we’ve missed a bullet
All of these things reinforce one thing. LONG is the single most novel concept that came out of the trenches for almost the past 2 years. It’s the OG. we are getting better everyday.
And yeah we got the coin of the cycle.
LONG.
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Scrotoshi Sackamoto retweeted
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang sends letter to employees after being targeted by female Chinese spy:
"I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did."
"I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence."
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Scrotoshi Sackamoto retweeted
we were told that og plumbers were going to show the brocolli heads how it’s done on robinhood:0x98096d17e191b3da1d5f99a6d7b3584351b11e18
NOW would be a good time to do that guys
NOW would be a good time to do that guys
Our only chance of higher ceilings are plumbers all convening in the same coins to raise them.
Otherwise the usual suspects never let a coin breathe and that’s not going to onboard anybody.
Billion dollar runners onboard people.
A $50k to $500k flip is a slot machine. That onboards nobody. People want to come here, buy something and bullpost it while having fun for a year and make a thousand x.
Not stare at their screen 24/7 making 1,700 trades a day for 3x profit. That’s more work than their job.
Return to holding good memes and having fun with a community.
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Conspiracy theories start floating round like that Kennedy guy
I’ll probably hold a boner ‘gainst my fly till I’m 75
I’ll probably hold a boner ‘gainst my fly till I’m 75
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