50 years ago, man first walked on the moon, and my father was born.

My wife and falling asleep before the end of the @Lakers game, name a more iconic duo

I hate texting, it seems to cause more problems with communications than it solves. There are too many poor written communicators.

Why do people always lump scifi and fantasy together? They tend to be very different stylistically.

Happy birthday @n0thing

Horrific and tragic news out of Orlando, Florida. Kelley and I join the rest of the nation in praying for the victims.

Power is out, I guess I get to read. Oh wait, I have a smart phone.

Tiny master of evil #C9WIN

Took my in-laws to @MackRiverIndy last night, now they love me.

Power has been out since 6:15pm, I'm currently in McDonald's drive thru, picking up some breakfast.

Celebrating six months of marriage at @MackRiverIndy

@ScottTBartlett it's a good thing I don't have any health so spend... Wait...

Has anyone read Patrick Rothfuss's The Name of the Wind?

On a whim, although I negotiated extra credit for it in me Edgar Allan Poe class, I memorized "The Raven"

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Five days later, my knee is still a little swollen and discolored.

So this kid in my Edgar Allen Poe class came in dressed like this:

Why do we never refer to Edgar Allen Poe as Edgar Poe?

Please pray for my wife, she has job interview in the morning and we really need this.

Writing suggestion: profound is the result of good, not the other way around.