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My name’s Greg. I thought I’d probably moan a lot on here. But really I’m quite happy, so it’s a 50% accurate username.
tell us the lore behind your username
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I'm a massive fan of an underdog story in sports.
Yesterday, the smallest active sumo wrestler made his debut at 125 lbs at just 15 years old. Here is he taking on the 330lb 21 year old Toramusashi.
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Absolutely bang on. And so many people still falling for his act.
Richard Osman has nailed Russell Brand here all ends up

Explaining Brands spin of playing a victim trying to be silenced by the establishment who don’t like him speaking the truth

The real truth was he knew he was a sexual abuser and the walls were closing in on him
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All is forgiven, Davina. 🏳️‍⚧️

#TransWomenAreWomen
#DavidWalliams ✂️🍆
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It's really weird that the people usually so obsessed with hounding one beloved children's author for the tiniest imagined moral infraction are largely silent about another beloved children's author facing prosecution for sexual assault and paedophilia...
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first in my bloodline to see someone sexualize smoking crack
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A lot of Brand Truthers using the “he was being silenced for revealing the truth” argument.

None of them seem to put two and two together - all of his raping was done when he was the lefty darling, and he knew it was going to come out eventually. So he started with his “truth telling” so he could say “they’re just trying to silence me!”

And so many idiots fell for it and are still falling for it.
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David Walliams is clearly being targeted because he's an anti-establishment Christian truth-teller who threatens the globalists.
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Just what sort of pOrn are these men watching that they can read horrific details like Brand's victim being left crying in a mess of her own shit and blood and think it's no big deal? And what are they doing, or wanting to do, with any woman they encounter sexually...?
Non-consensual anal mid-way through otherwise consensual sex getting treated as equivalent to serious intentional GBH is insane.

One involves a sexual act that started consensual and may have crossed a line.

The other is deliberately smashing someone’s face in with a bottle or stabbing them so badly they need surgery and end up with permanent damage.

The harm isn’t the same. Treating the first like the second is ludicrous.
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I genuinely don't know which one is supposed to be the lookalike here.
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I hate them
A Palestinian wedding in Hebron, West Bank, has sparked outrage after a camel was abused by wedding guests.

The men were filmed forcing the camel to drink energy drinks and dancing on its back.
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Take his medical license off him
DR Congo sentences 66 soldiers to death for being 'cowards' bbc.in/48JM8mg
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I cannot stress enough to everyone how much I enjoy this type of craic
For the last 15 years. People have been throwing VHS copies of ‘Hellraiser’ on the roof of this random bus stop in London
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I had an alcoholic coworker who told me if you drink vodka no one can smell it and I was like dude you smell like vodka
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Worth a try init?
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Thoughts and prayers to charity shop volunteers who are currently trying to work out how to get rid of bucket loads of nonce books #Walliams #Brand
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If you’d told me at 10 years old that by 45 my favourite thing from @GreggsOfficial would be a corned beef bake, I’d have called you a boring old bastard and probably kicked you in the shins.

Anyway, I’ve just eaten one in the car and described it as “lovely” out loud to nobody.

It’s over for me.
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>be china
>leader looks like winnie the pooh
>use "honeypot" schemes
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Does anyone know if this is out for both console and PC?
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Is this Russell Brand meme too niche?
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