Still no word from @3YearLetterman regarding the USA surrendering to England yesterday.
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I mean, I do appreciate their honesty…
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Made the salted whiskey caramels today.
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Community Notes can’t decide if federal elections are run by states or whatever. Good job Elon, you’ve managed to make things worse every time you get involved.
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Opening night seems like the right time to open this. #celtics
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It is time. LaRocktoberfest is happening. All are welcome.
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Damn right I remember
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If the season ended today, #ManchesterUnited would be undefeated, have conceded no goals, and still not qualify for Europe next year. cc @MenInBlazers
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Cleaning my office today and found the original version of @1Password we used many years ago.
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Happy Canada Day to those who celebrate. cc @datachick
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Post #debate coping techniques happening now.
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Eight weeks ago I started a 10k training plan with @bennettrun. Thank you Coach for helping me get to the starting line today. Happy Father’s Day to you good sir.
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One year ago I suddenly found myself unemployed. It was tough at first, but I’ve come out the other side a better version of myself. Physically, mentally, and emotionally stronger. Thank you @BlackLine and all my family and friends for your support.
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Happy long weekend, y’all.

What is this beer saying about my mother?
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Replying to @JoshLuedeman
@JoshLuedeman With people like this I find pictures work best
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105 yrs ago today, my grandparents are married. Their wedding photo is taken in a cemetery because that’s where the flowers are. Just look at the joy on their faces. She’s 18, he is 21. They will have 13 kids over 26 years.

The dude in the top hat is a passerby, photobombing.
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Y’all have clothes that remind you how old you are? #MVPBuzz
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I think this is the best we get here. #Eclipse
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Anyone believing you can watch the eclipse tomorrow safely through your TV has never watched the documentary Halloween III
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Go home Winter, you’re drunk.
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AI asking the hard questions here.
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No idea how it’s possible, but morning coffee just tastes better in this mug. Thank you @IrishSQL and @MS_KellyKaye! #MVPBuzz
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Thank you @MVPAward @IrishSQL @betsyweber @BuckWoodyMSFT for a wonderful #MVPSummit week! Let’s do it again next year! #MVPBuzz
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On my way to #MVPSummit, where I will see some fellow Microsoft MVPs for the first time in five years. Looking forward to a week full of #datahugs from y’all.
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Nice use of visual aids by NeuroBlade at #CFD19, passing at SQL Processing Unit around the room.
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Taking time from the continuing job search to do some reading. @RyanHoliday
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Good morning from New England.
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She’s a beaut, Clark. @recteq_official
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Being out of work means I can take some time today to assemble my Xmas gift.
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I could get used to this lifestyle.

Had a great week at the beach to end 2023, looking forward to the new year and the challenges ahead. Wishing y’all the best of times.
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And so it begins. The long, slow journey of the annual roast beast from the market to my belly.
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Replying to @BriannaWu
@BriannaWu Right before I sold her. Found the VIN online recently, I might get her back.
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Time to review my lists and see who’s been naughty and nice. IYKYK
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Thankful for meat pie. And other things.
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Monday vibes.
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Replying to @drsql
@drsql @Delta Not only was the bird at the gate when I got there, but they were late for takeoff, too. In other words, there was time to let me take my seat. So frustrating.
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Full house for @BuckWoodyMSFT keynote at #Live360 this morning, with a special guest appearance from @SQLBalls
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Replying to @IrishSQL
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If you see this, post any photo in your gallery/ camera roll with no explanation.
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Just found out birds are real.

Mind. Blown.

youtu.be/3VEkzweBJPM?si…
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The George Lucas cut of the new @thebeatles video is crazy.
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Going forward, when somebody asks me “how did your session go”, I’m going to reply with “nobody threw up”.
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This is happening.
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The Biergarten is open. All are welcome.
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Live picture of @QuinnyPig looking for the "recall this message" button.
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Second event in two days here in NYC. #ONUGFall23
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Good morning! On my way to work. Make it a great day!
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Happening now! My debutant presentation for @selectorai happens at noon, looking forward to a full day of executive meetings.
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“Your package has been delivered.”

Thank you @UPS, I will focus on the package arriving and not how it was left opened.
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One of the upsides of working from home is you get to make your own lunch.
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What does a crypto beer taste like?

Regret, mostly.
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Replying to @notaboutthecell
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Replying to @notaboutthecell
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