Sir Patrick Stewart wants his eulogy done right: youtube.com/watch?v=wFyUUr…
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This was probably the best #AzureSQL, #SQLServer2025 session I've ever watched. And I've watched a lot of them. SQL Modernization Day brings together eight sessions from the Microsoft SQL team on moving SQL Server to Azure. youtube.com/watch?v=Zwqy_r…
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I will be speaking on "Understanding Optimized Locking to Improve Performance" at Day of Data - Pittsburgh 2026 (#1163) on October 10th, 2026! dayofdata.org/2026-10-10-day… #SQLSaturday #DataSaturday #ThePitt
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I'm starting to think I need to update my @goodreads
reading goal. This is what happens when your local pub closes.
reading goal. This is what happens when your local pub closes.
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Data Exposed gets a facelift! Oh, and something, something, FREE Azure SQL! youtube.com/watch?v=h_iKzA…
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@ColtsMusee Don't forget the dumbest play in NFL History. youtube.com/watch?v=wGNr3Y…
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I think I've put together a pretty good starting rotation for my dynasty league. #FantasyBaseball
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@SetupManKyle I enjoy watching every game and support them win or lose. Teams feed off of fans energy.
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A search condition is considered SARGable (Search ARGument ABLE) when SQL Server can use an index to efficiently locate rows. So, ask not what an index can do for you, but what you can do for your index. #SQLServer #SQL #Sargable sqlmct.com/writing-sargab…
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Fun little prompt I borrowed, "Use everything you know about me, INSERT NAME, from our conversations, including my personality, habits, strengths, profession, and overall vibe, to turn my photo into a hand-drawn sketchbook character sheet."
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This learning path emphasized Frontier Transformation concepts, along with AI-powered insights and customer scenarios. As part of the challenge, you engaged in a Second Nature AI customer simulation, specifically the Contoso scenario and successfully achieved a 96% score on that component.
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Check out my friend, Peter De Tender (@pdtit) as he provides an overview of what the GH-300 exam covers. Watch the companion playlist with course videos for the exam, which goes deeper than the @MicrosoftLearn modules. youtube.com/watch?v=_HBCwx…
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The second time I've had my picture taken from space. Two photographs taken by one of us, of all of us, over half a century apart. Left - Apollo 17, 1972 and Right - Artemis II, 2026.
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Standing room only at the @redgate Summit in Chicago. I know because I'm standing in the room.
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Picked up another work achievement. This is for the Global Delivery Team (FY26-Q3). Delivery Excellence Accelerator Award - Scaling SQL Excellence through Leadership, Quality, and Community Impact.
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His name was King Friday XIII, and we chose it because people tend to be so superstitious about Friday the 13th. We thought, why not flip that around and help kids see it as a fun day? So, we made every Friday the 13th his birthday. ~Fred Rogers
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I am honored to be in the first cohort to receive the Unified Proactive Delivery Gold Top Marks Award Badge! This FY26 - H1 recognition is for outstanding customer satisfaction results, showcasing the commitment to delivering exceptional experiences for our customers.
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I'm going to the Moon.
1.5 million names are flying around the Moon on Artemis II. Is yours one of them?
It's not too late to add your name to the mission—and it's absolutely free: go.nasa.gov/artemisnames
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Today I learned that Llama's do not in fact wear red pajamas. Also, I apparently don't have any llama friends. 🥲
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As a baseball fan, this was one of the best videos I have watched in a long time. @dead_baseball exceeds most @MLBNetwork content. My only complaint is that I have to wait three months for the next video. youtu.be/YkKN6ImKLIc?si…
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Speaking about SQL Server 2025: an enterprise AI-ready database platform with @Microsoft #SQLServer and @AMD #EPYC CPUs for @PASSMN - Minnesota SQL Saturday event.
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So I bought a house last December and apparently someone named Earnnest has access to my bank account now.
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Weather Alert: With falling temperatures overnight a “Flannel Advisory” has been issued for the Midwest.
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This episode of #DataExposed focuses on the performance and scale enhancements of the #SQLServer2025 engine. Specifically, Optimized Halloween Protection, Batch mode optimizations for built-in functions, and Optimized sp_executesql. #SQLServer
youtube.com/watch?v=YnhvfT…
youtube.com/watch?v=YnhvfT…
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On August 4, 1944, a 15-year-old Jewish girl hiding in a secret annex in Amsterdam was discovered and arrested. Her diary was published three years later, posthumously.
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While listening to @GFritchey at SQLSaturday Baton Rouge, I discovered I'm in Shaq's seat @LSU
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This weekend, July 26th, I will be speaking at SQL Saturday Baton Rouge on Business Continuity in Azure SQL Databases. #SQLSatBR There is still time to register: sqlsaturday.com/2025-07-26-sql…
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Surprisingly, I just earned two new CompTIA certifications. I haven't taken a #CompTIA exam in 15 years. 😆
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FRANCHISE RECORD 8-HOMER game for the @Cubs! (HRs from Suzuki, PCA(2), Busch(3), Kelly and Swanson) youtube.com/watch?v=IU_brb…
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@GGGoathalter @ZachWarunek @midwestern_ope We just passed 150. There is only one stop light within a mile of my house left.
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One of the first to complete the Microsoft Q4 Skills Challenge! And mentored the rest of my team on getting past the interview with Lillian from Contoso. #MCAPS
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SSMS 21 includes a new configuration window for database-scoped options. And you can change values for Primary and Secondary replicas. #SSMS21
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The Story of The Greatest Video Game of All Time! youtube.com/watch?v=8QbjlH…
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