Bikers Against Child Abuse helps children feel safe and empowered. Please take a minute to watch and share. #BACA
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Earned my Professional Certificate in Designing & Building AI Products and Services from MIT.
The course pushed beyond theory; practical frameworks for turning AI concepts into real products, from ML algorithms to human-machine interfaces to org-level business cases.🚀
The course pushed beyond theory; practical frameworks for turning AI concepts into real products, from ML algorithms to human-machine interfaces to org-level business cases.🚀
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AI as a thought partner is next level!
Given the right prompt, AI helps me broaden my thinking and stress tests my assumptions.
Given the right prompt, AI helps me broaden my thinking and stress tests my assumptions.
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When you are on a Zoom call and the person screen sharing has tabs from your blog open in Chrome.
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Mock-ups and requirements are necessary, even for personal projects. They keep the vision in sight.
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Have you seen this? There are 40+ roles open at @Olo! Some roles represent more than one slot to be filled.
Apply now
US only. Direct apply only.
Apply now
US only. Direct apply only.
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Ring my video doorbell and then intentionally walk out of its view while you wait for me to come to the door? #nope
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@lynnswayze @thecaitcode I took the SQL server administration cert exam the morning of the interview and failed it.
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Ever wonder whether the blue light filter on phones and on Windows is worth it?
Try to get some work done with your pupils dilated. After a little while, turn on the filter. This is when the value becomes apparent.
Try to get some work done with your pupils dilated. After a little while, turn on the filter. This is when the value becomes apparent.
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It is one of those #daydrinking kind of days. Please send tolerance my way.
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Developers of the world please stop this!
Names are extremely important.
(No this was not auto generated code)
Names are extremely important.
(No this was not auto generated code)
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@db_g33k No. Also, I enabled/disabled some of these to no affect. Drivers all say they are updated.
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Trying to avoid the table scan. Usage of sort keys on outer join queries, within views. sqlhammer.com/amazon-redshif…
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.@SentryOne can you help me understand what path needs to be added to the PATH var? My google-fu is not working. The download button goes to the v3 but I installed it and v2. Neither got into my PATH, though. #sqlhelp
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I just spent 12+ hours loading 11 weeks of 50 million records per week between two remote systems.
I also just noticed that I didn't use my parameter in my WHERE clause so it was hardcoded to load only one of the weeks 11 times instead of 11 weeks 1 time each.
I also just noticed that I didn't use my parameter in my WHERE clause so it was hardcoded to load only one of the weeks 11 times instead of 11 weeks 1 time each.
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I am shocked to see my one and only Amazon Redshift post out performing my typical SQL Server high performers.
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How can I do something like this (from T-SQL) in PostgreSQL or Redshift?
This only returns one of the values for me:
teststr := '';
SELECT INTO teststr
teststr || ' ' || column_name
FROM maint.table;
#sqlhelp
This only returns one of the values for me:
teststr := '';
SELECT INTO teststr
teststr || ' ' || column_name
FROM maint.table;
#sqlhelp
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Developer asked me to contact the vendor of a COTS project to see if they would reduce their project dump json file size.
Reason: because they can't figure out how to connection Azure DevOps git repo through VS and the VSO web interface has a max upload file size.
Reason: because they can't figure out how to connection Azure DevOps git repo through VS and the VSO web interface has a max upload file size.
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Them: "Make sure to test these 50 use cases and do both functional an UAT."
Us: "Of course. We'll deploy in 2 weeks."
Us: "By the way, preliminary results are in, that data load which takes 5 days today will take <10 min."
Them: "Can we skip the testing and deploy tomorrow?"
Us: "Of course. We'll deploy in 2 weeks."
Us: "By the way, preliminary results are in, that data load which takes 5 days today will take <10 min."
Them: "Can we skip the testing and deploy tomorrow?"
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Me on-boarding "another" employee/consultant/contractor and dealing with all the missing system access and remote connectivity issues.
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@Office365 I'm not sure Download and Delete being so close together is a good thing for @SharePoint Online.
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OH: "we are getting deadlocks nightly on the redactedname processes which is filling the 'dbxxx' database logs"
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"We are having timeouts in QA and we do not know why."
"Just cut it over to production and see if it happens there, it might not."
"Just cut it over to production and see if it happens there, it might not."
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When you have too many things to do and you know that no amount of effort will make tomorrow's TO-DO list any shorter.
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I'm excited to learn how to better turn user stories into tables with @dgmelkin at #SQLSatAlbany
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Senior ETL Developer position open at Subway. On-site only, Milford, CT. Req. SRETL01345 | recruiting.ultipro.com/FRA1004FWHQ/Jo… #sqljobs #sqlfamily
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1. Consultant presents amazing documentation during knowledge transfer.
2. He is praised heavily for being detail oriented and leaving us in a good spot.
3. We throw a good-bye party for him.
4. 2 days later the first resolved defect that we look up is completely missing all docs
2. He is praised heavily for being detail oriented and leaving us in a good spot.
3. We throw a good-bye party for him.
4. 2 days later the first resolved defect that we look up is completely missing all docs
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It is amazing how I still meet people for the first time, in person, that I've virtually met years ago. #sqlfamily #mvpsummit #mvpsummit2018 cc/ @DesertIsleSQL
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#SQLServer #sqljobs Subway on-site only, Milford, CT. DBA and Sr. ETL developer. Apply on Subway.com.
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If you are ever wondering what I do when I am waiting for a presentation....
I pretend I'm Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge.
I pretend I'm Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge.
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@jen_hammer double down and demand it, or keep your hand up until it falls off.
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I just finished presenting over YouTube Live via Hangouts On Air for the @WausauPASS user group. Please check out the recording here. youtu.be/13y-Uxk_o7U?t=… x.com/SQLHammer/stat…
Less than 2 hours (7:30pm EST/6:30pm CST) until I present on Architecting Availability Groups for @WausauPASS via YouTube Live youtube.com/watch?v=13y-Ux… #sqlpass #sqlfamily
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