@bobwardms Why yes I do! Thursday at 1:45PM PDT in room 425! We'll be talking about SAS's modernization journey from SQL Server on Azure VM to Azure SQL Managed Instance! #AzureSQL #MSBuild
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I've always been passionate about sharing my SQL knowledge with developers, so I'm super happy to be speaking at #MSBuild again this year! #AzureSQL aka.ms/SpeakerComm_Bu…
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@shanselman you and Fabulous Batman inspired me, I had to build a Chief Sprinkle Officer minifig at the LEGO store today 😁 #AzureSQL #DoubleSprinklesVMs
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Pretty happy with my superhero alter ego! Thanks @PureStorage #PureStorage #DiskIsDone #PASSDataSummit
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Happing now at the ecosystem stage outside the Expo hall! #PASSDataCommunitySummit #AzureSQL @tarynpivots @Aditya_Feb22
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@SQLPedro @erinstellato Awww, you guys ♥️ When we get that drink @erinstellato you have to tell me which one of my comments this morning spawned the tweet 😈
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@SQLBalls @joe_positive I normally see them like this, but they also often have them on the salad bar at Brazilian Churrascaria. I'll have to be on the lookout for the "pasta" 😁
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@chapmandew @grrl_geek I'ma have to agree with everyone else here.
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@tarynpivots @Microsoft Super excited to have you join the team!!!!!
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My session recording "SQL Server on Azure Virtual Machines Reimagined: Overview" at @DataAISummit is now on YouTube. Watch the recording here: youtu.be/18OH8XoKINI #AzureSQL
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It's a wrap! Last session done, I'll be at the Microsoft booth until 16:30 this afternoon if you want to chat! Thanks #SQLBits it's been amazing!!!
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Fetch may not happen, but #DoubleSprinklesVMs will! aka.ms/signupEbsv5Pre…
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@pshore73 @jdanton @sqlatspeed @mssqltiger @dbachecks @dbatools @sqldbawithbeard @dpless You can report on I/O throughput limits through Azure Monitor and/or PerfInsights. We just delivered a session on Data Exposed Live about this if you want to check it out: youtu.be/Yo156-eb920
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Thinking of migrating your on-prem workloads to #AzureSQL VM? Check out this new Data Exposed video with @dpless and I on VM sizing! Good stuff here, and stay tuned for a blog post coming soon! youtube.com/watch?v=MeuegG…
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Azure SQL Championship | Bob Ward & Anna Hoffman youtu.be/-4UlZA3-JRE
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Looking forward to our class on “SQL in Azure VM” @DataAISummit! @mr_tejs @dpless @amvin87 @Aditya_Feb22
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@NikoNeugebauer @VolkerBachmann @NedOtter @briancarrig I still have it, unless this is not the one you're talking about.
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@Latina_dba @Marriott @MarriottBonvoy Update: the MyPlace was clean and comfy. Not quite as many amenities as TownePlace, but perfectly adequate for our needs. And they were super nice, even left this on the bulletin board in our room :-D
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Part 2 of my TempDB video is now available! This part has the demo. youtube.com/watch?v=g4aemv…
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@bobwardms @sqlpass I don't know how you do it, I did less than half that and I just woke up from a 4 hour nap :-P You are the man!
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What do #AzureSQL PMs do after a long day at #PASSSummit ? Why eat dumplings of course!!! cc/ @SQLServer
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Linus says "I love this sword, it's like Darth Vader's light saber!" Thanks again @RDX_DBAs and #SQLFamily #PASSSummit
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Thank you #PASSSummit #SQLFamily !! The kind folks at @RDX_DBAs saw your tweets and found a sword for me!! My son will be asleep by the time I get home tonight so here's a pic of me for now, will post one of him as soon as I can!
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Current status - using my #nerdycorn thumb drive to transfer my slide deck to the #PASSSummit presentation machine!! Come see me in 6B at 1:30 for more about ADR cc/@bweissman
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Check out my new video about TempDB contention! If you'd also like to help battle the troll who doesn't like the super cute Old Navy dress I'm wearing, that would be welcome as well :-P #IDontWearBlazers #GetOverIt youtube.com/watch?v=LQejtj…
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@IrishSQL @erinstellato @jpomfret @SQLBek @ALevyInROC Whatever you call them, my stepfather battled them relentlessly in our garden when I was a kid. Always reminded me of Caddyshack (which I know is a gopher, but the battle was similar) :-P
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@grrl_geek There should really be a vaccine for #impostersyndrome.
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@IrishSQL @SqlrUs @IanColdwater I used to wear these when I was a kid, I think these would work best as a double-duty hair/cable securing device. And they would be SUPER cute with PASS logo beads 😍
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Big thanks to all the attendees and trainers who made the @sqlpass #modernmigration tour a success! Now that the events are complete, I've made the lab files available at github.com/microsoft/tige… Please feel free to use and share!
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@Eka918 @NerdPyle Awww, so cute!!! She kind of reminds me of Wesley from John Oliver's Marlon Bundo book :-D
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@SQLDiplomat @GFritchey @SqlFerret @SQLPedro @jasonhorner @dbargenis @sqlcheesecake @KimberlyLTripp @SQLBalls @SqlrUs @bweissman @SQLBek @AMtwo @stephj_martin
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@dbargenis @sqlcheesecake @KimberlyLTripp @GFritchey @SQLBalls @SqlrUs @bweissman @SQLBek @SQLDiplomat @AMtwo @SQLPedro You guys are killing me!!! I love my teammates, but peanut butter :-(:-(:-(:-(
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Power SQL breakfast with @BuckWoodyMSFT and @bobwardms Bob's trying hard to ignore the tiger ears so he doesn't have to wear them again :-P
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@mwdarab @dbargenis We're gonna look more like the Teletubbies if we keep eating like this :-P
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@vickyharp I'm not normally a celebrity watcher, but anytime I get to see folks go absolutely off the deep end with fashion, I'm lovin it. Also, I adore Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, and they just crushed it. Did you see her footwear for the occasion?
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I’m speaking at Microsoft Build, May 6-8, 2019 in Seattle. Catch my session with @SQLPedro Built for Speed: SQL Server Database Application Design for Performance on May 7th at 3:30PM PDT. Hope to see you there!
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@Kendra_Little @GFritchey DELETE without a WHERE clause? Roll back!!
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[Blog] Replica Failover within the Secondary Availability Group in a Distributed Availability Group dlvr.it/QwL6mt
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