@jdanton Thank you for your responses.
The plans are exactly the same shape.
We have a vendor making a big deal about reviewing these plans and I just can't think of what they plan to do with this information.
The plans are exactly the same shape.
We have a vendor making a big deal about reviewing these plans and I just can't think of what they plan to do with this information.
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Remember those old commercials where they would show someone in a long line, say "Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers."? Just opened a proc. This is at the bottom. I'm going to need a Snickers.
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Twice this week -- by 2 separate vendors for 2 separate DBs -- I've been asked to run DBCC REINDEX on every table in a database. Can none of them see main maintenance plans that are regularly scheduled?
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@erinstellato @pmpjr The platters looked like this. I use one in a presentation I do so I have one handy.
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@pshore73 @erinstellato @pmpjr Count me in. 6 from there. 6 from Buckeye. Then whatever anyone else wants to eat.
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@gt1gt1 @DesertIsleSQL @GlennAlanBerry Of course! And this one. Ignore the words. This just happened to be the only gif I could find.
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@gt1gt1 @DesertIsleSQL @GlennAlanBerry Don't you date speak down about that fantastic movie! Or this one.
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@gt1gt1 @psdbatools Elegant? Haven't we met in person before?
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@LisaGB_sql Yes. In both scenarios it recognizes the correct offset. But in only one of the 4 boxes does it say one number (-4) while adding a different number (-5).
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@MSEdgeMissy @TSQL_Simon Below is the screenshot of loading the report in Edge. The previous report menu screens work just fine. After getting this error I loaded the same report in another browser which worked. I then refreshed the page in Edge and it also worked.
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There is a lesson in here somewhere.
Thanks @gt1gt1 for pushing me through. I would have gotten the answer sooner, but there was a space at the end of the worksheet name that I couldn't see which drove me a little bit further insane until I found it.
Thanks @gt1gt1 for pushing me through. I would have gotten the answer sooner, but there was a space at the end of the worksheet name that I couldn't see which drove me a little bit further insane until I found it.
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@gt1gt1 I can't get the SSIS package to read a sheet name from anything in any way. The place you enter that doesn't offer an expression option.
If it works I would put it in a table. I would paint it on a gable. I would transfer it via cable. I would read it from a waybill.
If it works I would put it in a table. I would paint it on a gable. I would transfer it via cable. I would read it from a waybill.
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INSERT INTO Blinn.Family (FirstName) VALUES ('Max');
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It's been fun spending the last couple weeks with you, but it is back to work tomorrow.
PS. He's so small even his newborn shirt is big on him!
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It's been fun spending the last couple weeks with you, but it is back to work tomorrow.
PS. He's so small even his newborn shirt is big on him!
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Thanks Seattle Pinball Museum. Today I felt 9 years old again. Also, I still got it. Those are my initials on the screen.
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Dear Seattle,
You've been a great host for many years. I loved every part of you. Except this hill. Fuck that hill.
#PassSummit2019
You've been a great host for many years. I loved every part of you. Except this hill. Fuck that hill.
#PassSummit2019
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I've teamed up with @DellEMCStorage in their #ProgressMadeReal mission to create environmentally friendly #technology! They're donating $2 to the @OceanicSociety for every 🐢 they've distributed in the booth at #PASSsummit! @Dell4Impact bit.ly/2VEEq92
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@pmpjr So much good pizza in this town and it's the Dominoes employee that recognizes you? I am disappoint.
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@CathrineW It took 20 years, but SNL finally made one of my favorite sketches of all time available online. youtube.com/watch?v=9iDOCL…
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Does anyone have a SQL 2008 instance handy? I am trying to figure out when the PowerShell type was added to Agent Job steps. I have confirmed it is there in 2008 R2 and not there in 2005, but can't confirm 2008. #sqlhelp
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@SQLZelda @Idera_Software Interesting. 5 is a very aggressive target. I'm guessing you wouldn't like working with this software that comes configured like this out of the box. #SQLChat
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At the urging of a friend and to put my money where my mouth is...
I usually stay out of political talk on Twitter, but this has all gone way, way too far. We need to get the National Guard, the Red Cross, and whoever else down there with some soap, toothbrushes, and clothes to help these kids. It's a travesty. I'll even donate the first $100.
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@Pittfurg Every one of those scenes is so painful. And it just gets worse.
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