Replying to @Chum1045
But then you remember Super Mario Bros Wonder came out today and realize, it’s perfect!
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Netflix: We are going to do #LoveIsBlindLIVE
Everyone Waiting:
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Replying to @Fearless_Fred
All Link! And then @DanMacRadio says, “it’s not Mario Bike, it’s Mario Kart!” And then we have to get a divorce.
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One of my favourite things is when I text my boyfriend a joke and then I get to hear him laugh from down the hall.
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‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ with @jimmykimmel is the isolation television we needed 🙏🏻
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Does this help?
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I feel this way about all three of you... youtu.be/s93EZfNvOyw
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Replying to @Fearless_Fred
Nepotism
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Just so that it’s on record, @DanMacRadio thought that Kangaroo was @MichelleObama 😂 #MaskedSinger
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Dear @AppleTVPlus, I would like season two of ‘Home Before Dark’ now please.
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News crews trying to catch people not social distancing...
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Replying to @Fearless_Fred
It would be a great look for you
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Replying to @AM_y_FM
WAY too much time for mindless face destruction
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Anyone else worried you’re going to come out of isolation with early 2000’s eyebrows?
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Someone just liked a photo on my Instagram from 2014. Isolation must be hittin’ that guy hard.
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Thanks for the great seats last night, @fallsviewcasino! @Nick_Offerman was too funny! 😂
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Me waiting for @DanMacRadio to get off the phone so we can watch #TheMaskedSinger...
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Shopping for bathing suits today I realized something... we do all this stressful posing and debating at the store when really it should be easy! By the time I’m at the beach I will not care at ALL what I’m wearing because either way I’m gonna end up like this:
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Replying to @WilliamJCarr
Apparently not!
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Two people asked me for a cigarette on my way to the gym and I was like “do I look like someone that has cigarettes?” Oh wait, yes, yes I do... and probably an assortment of other things...
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Every girl on #TheBachelor - “I DON’T LIKE DRAMA!”
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Waiting for the judges to still guess @iamjamiefoxx 😂 #TheMaskedSinger
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Spilled red wine on myself within minutes of the game starting. Now it makes sense this whole thing seems to be sponsored by @tide! They know their audience... #SpillyTalker #SuperBowl
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If you had to donate $1 for every “tight end” joke during the half time show, we could change the world. #SuperBowl #TooEasy
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Seriously considering putting my hazelnut allergy aside to eat this Nutella Cream Cheese donut from @SanRemoBakeryTO... so a gal breaks out into some hives? Worth it? I think so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #HeavyBreathing
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Most girls play “Hot Dogs or Legs?” I play “Ruby or Thumb?”
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Friday Night Watch Recommendation: @funnytweetsfilm on @CraveCanada 😂
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Replying to @AngelaAddams
Angellaaaaa
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If you’re worried about my self confidence, no need to worry! My Sim is well on her way to becoming an astronaut 👩🏻‍🚀
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Getting ready for @BachelorABC with a FLIGHT of wine from @SueAnnStaff Estate Winery! GET IT!? Because Peter’s a PILOT #WeGetIt #PilotPuns #TheBachelor #SueAnnStaffEstateWinery
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Relatable meme:
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We look happy but needless to say... we’re fighting 💪🏻 #habselfie #HeHatesMyJersey
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First time seeing his team score at the @CentreBell 🏒 #habselfie
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Replying to @infinitelegend8
Yes! We play the sound ladder Monday - Friday and sometimes we switch up the caller number. Lately we’ve been taking 20 but sometimes it’s 10.
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Dan & I are so committed to seeing @Nick_Offerman at @fallsviewcasino that we bought single seats. I imagine this is what my attempt to socialize with the people around me will look like... #WorthIt #Excited
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Me clapping at home by myself after my @onepeloton ride... #WeDidIt #ImTiredNow
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Replying to @rawbertson
Thanks for weighing in! I also love a gin & soda
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Replying to @ChrisHockin
Excellent point. I now change it to “I WON A FREE PLAY!!!”
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Producers of #TheBachelor were like...
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Hahahaa I WANT THAT
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Monday - Friday around 8:30am. We have three $50 sounds we’ll ask about and then you decide if you want to gamble your winnings and go for the jackpot sound!
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When you run to catch the bus but then it doesn’t leave for 10 minutes...
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Replying to @rawbertson
Hahaha funny you say that because @okalexcarr ROASTED me about it when we were done. Basically I say it differently every time but yes you’re right.
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4:50am Monday morning. My car broke down.
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So glad you took the gamble!
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Yes, your name goes back in. Good luck!
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He really did.
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My Uber driver is listening to a custom playlist featuring Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting for You and currently Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love you. Should I ask him if he needs to talk?
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I voiced this project by @PrestonKanak 7 years ago and now I'm finally going to see the city in person! Very excited... vimeo.com/37129492
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My hair never looks better than in the few hours BEFORE my hair appointment.
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I’ve been getting a bunch of ads for cribs. Does the internet know something I don’t?
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Most fun show I’ve been to in a while. Lost my voice and my feet tonight @arkellsmusic... that’s how you know it was GOOD! #Toronto #Arkells
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Click bate that gets me 100% of the time... "(Insert celebrity name) does NOT look like this anymore" or "You'll never believe what (insert celebrity name) looks like now!" Hook, line, and sinker.
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If I were to sum myself up in a gif, this would be it. What would yours be?
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Replying to @heeser
So lucky you got it back!
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This is Dorothy. She is a sweet dog with a beautiful coat and she needs a home. More info: @RedemptionPaws 📷: @taranoellephoto
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My favourite gif for a very kind comment:
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Goodnight everyone, especially @DanMacRadio ✌🏻
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Replying to @VivasMum
I appreciate that so much!
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I ran out of deodorant this morning so I used a sample size men’s one that was under the sink. It smells like I did this... #ImSorry
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Replying to @Andrew_Beckler
Both an appropriate gif and an example of exceptional bangs.
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Looks like no one is willing to leave their homes to eat tonight... #TooCold #Toronto
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Thank you Dan!
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The most exhausting part of murdering all those people has to be keeping up their social media accounts. #YouOnNetflix
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TEMPTATION ISLAND IS BACK!? Santa really did get my letter...
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I just want my stuff to arrive in Toronto so I can bake Christmas goodies and ignore my responsibilities. For now, I bought a bath pillow so if you need me, I’m in the bath ignoring my responsibilities.
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I don’t like that when you order McDonalds in the middle of the night, it calls it “Your Saturday Morning order with Uber Eats.”
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The only reason to do a #Friends reunion is so that we can see @1capplegate as Rachel’s sister again.
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I lost the scissors. I’m pretty sure I packed them. Also, has anyone seen my keys? #ThisIsMyNightmare #PackingProbs
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Took my face paint off before bed after a Halloween party. I’m officially an adult.
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.@johnlegend released his Christmas album #ALegendaryChristmas so it’s October 26th and I’m over here like...
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To everyone that says, “honestly, natural peanut butter tastes better!” No it doesn’t. You just forgot how regular peanut butter tastes. Just had a hit of this bad boy for the first time in years and I’m considering stashing the rest in my purse...
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