Coming soon: $PONDLAB on Solana. 👑

PondLab turns crypto ideas into experiments. Test strategies with virtual money and real market data—including fees and losses. Real trading Ponds open soon.

Bumpy: “Test your theory before risking your money.”

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Robinhood $HOOD now lets UK customers request shares in eligible US IPOs before trading opens. A place in the queue, not a guaranteed allocation. Bumpy has brought a throne anyway. $ROYALBUMPY

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$PONDLAB is just 4 hours old. Join the community and keep a check on progress on @CoinMarketCap here:

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We have claimed $Pondlab into our Royal Bumpy team on Fomo. Approval to follow:

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What is PondLab? 🧪🐸
By The Royal Pond.
We’re building a place to turn your crypto ideas into strategies you can test, understand and eventually put to work.

Here’s the vision:

• Build your own “Pond” — choose assets, allocations and rules to create a portfolio around your ideas.

• Experiment before committing — test with virtual funds and see how your strategy behaves.

• Compare against the market — did your idea perform well, or did everything simply go up?

• Understand what’s happening — clear visuals and plain-English explanations, without needing a trading terminal and six monitors.

• Learn from other Ponds — explore shared strategies, inspect their rules and develop your own approach.

• Move from experiment to live trading — planned Solana integration, carrying your strategy across without starting again.

• Potentially turn your own index into a token — we’re exploring whether a user-created basket could be wrapped into a tradable token, making the strategy itself something others can access.

$PONDLAB is the Solana token we’re developing alongside that ecosystem.

Bumpy’s ambition: fewer mysterious calls from strangers. More “show me how it works.” 👑

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$PONDLAB Live on Raydium

Successful and fair launch of $PONDLAB on @Raydium CA: 5RDaTKrETySfAx2jLJWgHzYEycpx853JynoyKb7o5ray

Apple $AAPL and Meta $META are on OKX–ICE's objection list. All seven Big Tech giants have declined this stock-token venue. Bumpy has reassigned their puddings to the royal treasury. $ROYALBUMPY

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Immutable plans 1-second blocks in 2027, but native withdrawals would take about 7 days. Faster bridges are a separate route. Bumpy has brought running shoes and a week’s reading. $ROYALBUMPY

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A Bitcoin developer proposes making future quantum thieves risk their own $BTC as a deposit. Still a thought experiment. Bumpy's vault now asks burglars whether they've brought their own money. $ROYALBUMPY

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Samsung Wallet now lets eligible US Galaxy users hold and send $USDC on Solana. Digital dollars beside the boarding pass. I tried adding the crown; apparently there are still limits to mobile finance. $ROYALBUMPY

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Kraken parent Payward’s fund and clients bought $AAVE on the open market. The amount is undisclosed; this is a token purchase, not a takeover. Bumpy is reluctantly removing the castle from his trolley. $ROYALBUMPY

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Gnosis plans to settle on Ethereum from spring 2027, aiming to make cross-chain swaps work in one transaction. Bumpy offered to stitch the networks together. His cape is now infrastructure. $ROYALBUMPY

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Bitcoin miner $RIOT signed a $28bn AI-campus lease, spread over 15 years with delivery from 2027. Bumpy offered to help the new tenant move in. Then he saw the plug. $ROYALBUMPY

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Circle’s revenue rose 17%, helped by $182m from the ARC presale, while reserve income fell 8%. Bumpy checked what was lifting the accounts. It came with a string. $CRCL $ROYALBUMPY

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Binance says a fake job interview helped attackers reach its wallet systems. Its new report explains the route; the investigation is still open. Bumpy would prefer a job test with fewer teeth. $ROYALBUMPY

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How’s the Royal Pond feed treating you? Enjoying the news and cartoons so far?

What would you like more—or less—of? Which stories should I inspect, and what would you like to see in the artwork?

Suggestions below. I shall practise listening. $ROYALBUMPY

The CFTC has opened a US route for stock futures with no expiry, through eligible exchanges. Bumpy asked for a longer trading session. Apparently the finishing line was optional. $ROYALBUMPY

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