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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Leaked footage from the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) flight deck has revealed shocking footage of Sailors being compelled to work under harsh weather conditions. This has prompted Democratic lawmakers to demand Pete Hegseth’s resignation. Experts argue that this unnecessary risk endangers everyone’s lives. x.com/RealitySalesma…
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Replying to @Kristof_Poland
@Kristof_Poland These 2 paragraphs from meditations are the keys to winning the game of human existence. It's all here. Even after all this time, it's still all you need to know. 🫡
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I don't know what she's saying, but I agree with her boobs.
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Replying to @SteffenJak14470
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Nailed it! 🤣
As many of you know ,I do portraits on commission, I'm taking bookings for Christmas, book early to avoid disappointment
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Replying to @RealitySalesman
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Replying to @RealitySalesman
@RealitySalesman This was my first.
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Still cool. 😎
Sorry @RealitySalesman , I know it's not Navy, but it was still a good show.
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Sorry @RealitySalesman , I know it's not Navy, but it was still a good show.
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Replying to @OftenSurly
@RealitySalesman And I finally got to see the A-10 flying.
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Actually, it not only makes you gay, it makes you retarded too
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...sez the stunted little philistine who put up that fuggn' flak tower in Chicago.
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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I made this with the very first Grok. It was very hard to convince him but he ultimately caved. 😂
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ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
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Not Voting Is Gay
Not voting is gay.
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Not voting is gay.
Not voting is gay.
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🤣🤣🤣
ROFL! 🤣
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Spicy...🌶
ROFL! 🤣
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I will not vote for your right to not vote.
Not voting is gay.
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Not voting is gay.
Not voting is gay.
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