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serious answer: any financial motivation he had fell away after the cartel killed his partner and all of it was just a means to an end to eventually take his revenge.
funny answer: his special interest was regional fast food chain management
funny answer: his special interest was regional fast food chain management
What's even the point of living Gus Fring's life in Breaking Bad? You make all this money, move all this product, and build an entire legitimate business to clean it, only to spend most of your day running a fucking chicken restaurant. I get wanting a legitimate front and having some sense of normalcy, but how much peace of mind can you really have knowing you could get killed or thrown in prison at any given moment? I just don't see how all that money is worth living a life where you're constantly looking over your shoulder.
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I'm confused by these posts. Do you think Matt Reeves will get to direct more Batman movies now? The only reason Reeves was thankfully able to finish Batman 2 was cause James Gunn had his back for years. You think Ellison and this new bumblefuck will wait 5 years for a script??
> do nothing
> win
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James Gunn’s biggest weakness as a comic book film producer was perhaps his inability to sell snake oil. He keeps making it obvious that he hates how SUPERGIRL turned out. Meanwhile, Feige will look at you in the eyes and say RDJ Doom was the plan all along with a straight face.
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Posting myself in the “are we dating the same guy: Pittsburgh” group to create an illusion of demand
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Trump is a prisoner.
You can see it in his eyes.
He's in a prison of his own making. Friends, your hatred will not give you peace, it can only bring chains.
You can see it in his eyes.
He's in a prison of his own making. Friends, your hatred will not give you peace, it can only bring chains.
“I do hate some of my enemies, and I always will,” says President Trump. cbsn.ws/4epCFnt
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The Lord’s Prayer, the words most spoken in human history, is followed by a solemn warning:
“For if you forgive others their offenses, your heavenly Father will forgive you as well. But if you don’t forgive others, your Father will not forgive your offenses.” (Matt 6:14–15)
“For if you forgive others their offenses, your heavenly Father will forgive you as well. But if you don’t forgive others, your Father will not forgive your offenses.” (Matt 6:14–15)
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me: so Anakin was kinda the good guy really. the jedi helped everyone else but him. it’s all there in the subtext.
my chinese spy gf (visibly bored): that’s amazing. what do you know about the federal government
me: his bitch teachers treated him like nothing. like dirt
my chinese spy gf (visibly bored): that’s amazing. what do you know about the federal government
me: his bitch teachers treated him like nothing. like dirt
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The idea that John Major was receiving period visits from Cornelius Fudge and each time he was just getting increasingly bad to worse cliff notes as the wizarding world descends into chaos over a period of three years will never not be funny to me.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
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Realized, that, if you count Gunn's tenure as beginning with Creature Commandos, his entire era was between them announcing RDJ as doom and doomsday actually coming out
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Veggie Tales correctly insisted that God was mad at David and not Bathsheba, YEARS before the internet erupted with the "don't you know Bathsheba was a rape victim?" controversy. And they did it with a ducky.
Thank God Veggietales isn't around anymore to go woke. That would be so depressing
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RT @explodingpiano: the way pooh bear puts his whole paw in the honey is disgusting
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???? this is quite possibly the most well-known thing to ever happen in prisons
get back to me when feminine cis men are being raped daily in prisonCommunity noteFeminine-presenting and gay men are disproportionately targeted for rape in US prisons, per Human Rights Watch and BJS data. Gay male inmates report ~14x higher inmate-on-inmate victimization rates than heterosexuals.
hrw.org/reports/2001/p…
bjs.ojp.gov/document/csvpr…
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