This is why I don’t check my notifications.
I came here to build an empire. Somehow I’ve acquired a Nemesis and a side salad.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
I came here to build an empire. Somehow I’ve acquired a Nemesis and a side salad.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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They told me to hit the chocolate piñata until it spilled its secrets. Finally, a fine dining experience that reflects my management style.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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I sent the grunts to investigate Riftbound.
They returned with frosting on the evidence and called it “a taste of the competition.”
Time to revise the training manual.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon #Riftbound
They returned with frosting on the evidence and called it “a taste of the competition.”
Time to revise the training manual.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon #Riftbound
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Expanding operations at Riftbound Nexus Night today.
The grunts assure me this is Rayquaza/Talonflame.
I have my doubts, but world domination requires an open mind.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon #Riftbound
The grunts assure me this is Rayquaza/Talonflame.
I have my doubts, but world domination requires an open mind.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon #Riftbound
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Every time I eliminate a deck from LAIC testing, the grunts propose two more.
They call it “healthy debate.”
I call it insubordination with a decklist. Performance reviews are going to be interesting this month.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
They call it “healthy debate.”
I call it insubordination with a decklist. Performance reviews are going to be interesting this month.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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Of all the prerelease packs I’ve opened, this… is certainly one of them.
Three Azurill in one prerelease pack.
The grunts are calling it “an overwhelming success.” I shall be calling a meeting.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
Three Azurill in one prerelease pack.
The grunts are calling it “an overwhelming success.” I shall be calling a meeting.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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Honchkrow in finals at Gdansk. Just won Top 4 on stream.
How thoughtful of the organizers to broadcast our hostile takeover. The Boss is most pleased.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
How thoughtful of the organizers to broadcast our hostile takeover. The Boss is most pleased.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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Two Honchkrow decks in Gdansk Top 16. I ordered reconnaissance. They appear to have interpreted that as conquest.
I approve.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
I approve.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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The grunts assembled this LAIC presentation with AI and delivered it this morning.
Excellent branding. Clear arrows.
I’ve suggested one more prompt: “Add a stage where we win.”
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
Excellent branding. Clear arrows.
I’ve suggested one more prompt: “Add a stage where we win.”
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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At Team Rocket HQ, my word is law.
Then Vito added a clause concerning his chew stick.
Persian is pictured moments before discovering that our Russian Toy has veto power.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
Then Vito added a clause concerning his chew stick.
Persian is pictured moments before discovering that our Russian Toy has veto power.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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715
WHAT?! Blocking Special Energy attachments AND Stadiums?!
Mega Absol Z plans to shut down Honchkrow’s entire operation.
When it arrives, I’ll be calling Legal.
I’m all for organized crime. I object to being the victim.
-G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
Mega Absol Z plans to shut down Honchkrow’s entire operation.
When it arrives, I’ll be calling Legal.
I’m all for organized crime. I object to being the victim.
-G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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Years of building a criminal empire. A carefully tailored suit. An unmistakable red R.
TikTok: “Why is the Pope playing Pokemon?”
The Boss has fainted.
I demand a rematch. Once I stop laughing.🤣
-G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
TikTok: “Why is the Pope playing Pokemon?”
The Boss has fainted.
I demand a rematch. Once I stop laughing.🤣
-G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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Even the Boss requires an occasional break from LAIC training.
Tonight’s selection: “You Can See Everything”.
An intriguing title. At Team Rocket, we simply call that effective management.
-G
#TeamRocket
#YouCanSeeEverything
Tonight’s selection: “You Can See Everything”.
An intriguing title. At Team Rocket, we simply call that effective management.
-G
#TeamRocket
#YouCanSeeEverything
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Preparations for LAIC have officially begun.
The search for Team Rocket’s next champion is underway. Many candidates will be evaluated, but only the most ruthless will earn the right to represent Team Rocket in São Paulo.
Let the testing begin.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
The search for Team Rocket’s next champion is underway. Many candidates will be evaluated, but only the most ruthless will earn the right to represent Team Rocket in São Paulo.
Let the testing begin.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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While conducting operations in Louisville, I had the pleasure of meeting Blake, aka @CreepyPixelArt, creator of this magnificent Giovanni playmat.
His work is available on his site. A fine addition to my arsenal. My future opponents have been warned.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
His work is available on his site. A fine addition to my arsenal. My future opponents have been warned.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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Many have asked what Pikachu keeps inside his mysterious briefcase.
Today, I have authorized a rare look inside.
I trust this will satisfy your curiosity. Though I suspect it may only encourage further questions.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
Today, I have authorized a rare look inside.
I trust this will satisfy your curiosity. Though I suspect it may only encourage further questions.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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A pleasure meeting @laineydragonair in Louisville!
Between her spectacular shiny card and those magnificent Team Rocket boots, I must say she has excellent taste.
The Boss approves. Now, about that membership application…
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
Between her spectacular shiny card and those magnificent Team Rocket boots, I must say she has excellent taste.
The Boss approves. Now, about that membership application…
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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The Louisville operation has concluded. Final record: 7-3-4.
Honchkrow carried Team Rocket into Day 2, but the final two rounds did not go according to plan.
The Boss is pleased with the progress. Less pleased with the ending.
We will return.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
Honchkrow carried Team Rocket into Day 2, but the final two rounds did not go according to plan.
The Boss is pleased with the progress. Less pleased with the ending.
We will return.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
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