Trump: Abdul is not a big fan of Jewish people and he's not a big fan of Black people and I hope you're gonna vote against him and send him back to where he came from.

Trump: I looked at his ass, cut, and they put that all over television. They said, "What the hell is with Trump?"

Trump on "Melania" documentary: She might have the biggest movie of the year, women went to see it five, six times.

The First Lady to Trump: Darling, please, please, don't dance anymore.

Trump: Only I can make this very powerful promise to you. If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate, I am going to give all adult citizens in the United States $5,000.

Trump: See, the great thing about the Internet is that all you do is you press a button and it tells you everything they've said for the last 20 years. Dink-eek.

Trump: And now they're all calling me, kissing my ass. They want tax credits for Hollywood because Hollywood's dying. "Sir, it's a great honor to be with you, sir."

Trump: Is Robert DeNiro a moron? ...There's something wrong with him ...He's like, gross.

Trump: I had a man come up to me... he was having actually quite a bad marriage... "Sir, she thought I was a stupid person and now my 401K is up 71% she loves me so much." I said... now you got plenty of money, right? Are you keeping your wife or are you gonna get rid of her?

Trump: I swear, I swear, I did not marry my sister... I never proposed to them, I was never particularly attracted to either of them, it's not my deal.

Trump: You simply replace the "e" with a "u" and nobody knows that dumb has a "b" and you get the word Dumocrat and I can't believe it took me 9 years to figure it out.

Trump on Rep. Ilhan Omar: She comes from probably one of the worst countries in the world... All they do is run around shooting each other all day... They kill everybody in Somalia.

Trump to protestor: Shut up. Shut up, dope. Loser. What a loser.

Trump to protestors: Paid protest. Paid protest... He goes home, he sees his mother. She smacks him in the face she says "I voted for that guy, don't you ever do that again, darling."

Trump: Abdul is a jihadist... If you're Black or you're Jewish and you vote for Abdul, you're not smart-- I'm being nice.

Trump: I've done it for one very simple reason, to stop America-hating communists from taking over the United States Congress.

Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Moody on Trump talking about Nicki Minaj's "asset": Maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my "asset."

Ted Cruz: Abdul El-Sayed... who I've taken to calling the Jihadist Leprechaun.

Gutfeld: Trump reminds me of a football coach at a postgame presser and it's like "I don't need to hear from you fat pigs."

Ted Cruz on Kansas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Adam Hamilton saying Muslims will go to heaven: Interesting idea, we show up there in heaven, first thing you see is Osama Bin Laden.