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Allow me to introduce the new White House chief of staff.

What could go wrong?
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Family Time - I get back from the gym and always have breakfast with the family.
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Take it from me folks, cause I have been there. I pity the poor bastards near my uncle tonight.

#Democracy @Scaramucci
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What Trump really wanted to do 😂
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How have I never seen this before?? 😂
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Replying to @gingerrtom
Added pics 💋💋
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Nigel Farage says "I am damned if I am going to stand on a stage and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies"

#Clacton #Binface #Frogface
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Put guests names up top right of screen and leave it there while theyre speaking... if you don't watch show from beginning you won't know who they are !!!
@JeremyVineOn5
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🇺🇸 Trump YESTERDAY: "Xi Jinping is a horrible leader. He didn't want me to win the election. He hacked the 2020 election."

🇺🇸 Trump TODAY: "Xi Jinping is a great leader. I tell everybody that. Next time, the US and China are going to host the FIFA World Cup. What a great country rom "horrible leader" to bootlicking China. He’s a pure businessman. His tone shifts when he sees business.😂
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A very confused Trump:

We had 111 missiles shot by the islamic republic of Japan.
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Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"
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The reason Japan fans clean the stadium after each game. Respect. 🤝🇯🇵
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SNAP Awards 2026 - @SNAP_Together
#SNAPAwards26
I just voted for Beth Bennett @BethUndressed for Webcam Performer - Broadcaster of 2026 sponsored by @Cam4

awards.snaptogether.co.uk/nominee-484-Be…
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Limpy Joe retweeted
Two days in a row this cnut punching down on benefit claimants, strange he never mentions tax avoidance, could this be why👇
Is it too easy to live on benefits?

The number of people in long-term unemployment has risen to its highest level in a decade.

An expert suggested that this out-of-work trend leads people to rely on benefits rather than work.

What do you think?
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Limpy Joe retweeted
The Fraud's Prayer:
Our Father, who art in the White House,
hallowed be thy combover;
thy blingdom come;
thy will be dumb;
In Washington as you are in Florida.
Give us this day our daily round of golf.
And forgive us our insider trading,
as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us.
Lead us not away from temptation;
but deliver us to evil.
For thine is the spray tan,
the dour and the hoary,
Until the midterms.
Amen.
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Man’s girlfriend is very annoyed that the free press she champions, despite having emigrated to a dictatorship without one, is investigating her boyfriend for stuff she says people who aren’t her boyfriend, like Angela Rayner, should resign over.
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Just a reminder that Trump sexually assaulted E. Jean Carroll and owes her 89.7 million dollars, including interest.
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Replying to @dodgson_sally
Lets have a game of..
'Doctor... or... Messiah !!'
Doctor or Messiah
What do you think... lets go to our first contestant.. what's your name dear ?
"Melania"
OK Melania... Doctor or Messiah. ?
I'll have to hurry you.. and remember I will have to take your first answer.....
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