Guess who won the Ballon Dor in 2010 😂

What a useless club, honestly 😭😂

Bro used to haunt Barcelona in Europe. Those UCL nights were personal 😭🤣

Lamine Yamal while Güler was busy announcing himself in Europe. 😂

Security Man Proud Man

Infantino has turned FIFA into Messi’s personal PR team. From 2016 to now, the favouritism has been unbelievable. 🤦‍♂️

Where’s Pedri and Fermin tho 😂

Since we're bringing up different clubs..

Gross loss as against Gross profit

Three giants, three different victims.
This is LaLiga, unlike the Intensity League! Lmao 😂😂💔

When you idolize the 🐐 but can't celebrate like him because you're playing for the wrong club. 😭😂

From grass to grace 😭😂💔

How Mestalla has been feeling lately 😛🤍

Turkish delight. what a player!🇹🇷✨

8/8..

The special one is in for business 🥳🤍

😂😂 Not a single red rating. Just pure dominance. Even the lowest is 6.7! 🔥🤍

Greatness is recognized not forced 🐐👑

Mourinho’s record against Valencia: 6 wins, 5 draws and just 1 defeat.

Against their current coach, Javier Aguirre: 2 wins, 2 draws and 1 defeat.

Time to extend the lead today! Real Madrid have won their last two visits to Mestalla. 🔥🤍

Just realised we never had a Haaland vs CR7 clash. Every time they meet, Ronaldo is on the bench. Thanks to Ten Hag and José Jesus. 😭💔

Never seen him smile like that in ages. Barcelona nearly ended this man’s life. 😭🤣💔

Same day Ronaldo retired from international football, Samu decided to become the next CR7. 😭😂🔥

Omo, see as people get mouth 😭 na wa o 😂

One of football’s biggest clubs, yet their name keeps popping up whenever embarrassment is being discussed. What a shame. 😭😂

Una GOAT no fit return the respect
Ronaldo show am, but na Ronaldo una wan teach about humility and respect. Una funny sha 😭😂😂

How it started >>>> How it ended

The man who made me dream.
The man who inspires me.
The man who gave me the never stop mentality.
The man who I look up to in my hard times.

The GOAT. The Greatest.
The Cristiano Ronaldo. 🇵🇹🐐❤️

234 games. 146 goals. 3 trophies.
Goodbye 👋. 🐐.. The game will forever miss you 😭❤️

Mood because we're playing Valencia next, Vini won't be there, and Diomande, Mbappé and Güler are our front three. I'm already excited for Mestalla on Saturday. 😛🔥🤍

7 games. 7 wins. No slowing down under José Mourinho. And yes, a famous El Clásico victory is part of the run. The Special One! 🤍🤞🔥

Real Madrid will make you think the game is over, only to remind you who you're dealing with. 🔥😭😂

100 goal contributions in the Champions League. 74 goals, 26 assists.

Kylian Mbappé, what a player! 😍🤍

We meet a familiar face today… Luka Jović. 👀

Madrid day! No distractions, no excuses. Just WIN, WIN, WIN! Hala Madrid! 🤍🤞🏻🔥

The only two clubs that know how to complete a comeback. 😭🤣

Gasperini is cursed at Old Tafford 💔

Madrid made a comeback against this same Roma side and have been unbeaten ever since. Now United have also made a comeback against Roma. Could this be a sign too? 😭🤣💔

No way both Barcelona and United are winning today. At least one must fall so we can feast. 😂😂😭

Horny Roma against United tonight.. movies will be made😂😭

Cristiano then, Jude now. Madrid's finest always stand out. 😛🤍

No break for us, United are back tomorrow 😭😂💔

Not a single bad game under Jose Mourinho.. 🐐👑🤍

That funny run with a smile. 😄🩷

6 games, 4 goals, 3 assists. Vini, what are we going to do? 🥹

October was beautiful,
November must be even better.
Six fixtures, six opportunities to make Madridistas proud.
Hala Madrid! 🔥🤍

Beating your own mates and calling it dominance. Barcelona, please have some shame. 😭😂

From Ballon d’Or winner to an average performance Lmao. 😩😂

The two Manchester clubs today 😭😂

Bro I was good as an interim manager 😭 what really happened?💔😂

What a shame of a celebration at the bridge 🙈😂

Manchester United really believe there's light at the end of this tunnel. What a fantasy club. 😭😂

Is there peace in this land cos
Racing just Dey pity me for here 😩😂

What is oyibo doing here? 😂😭💔

Chibizor the 🐐 & Chinere the 🐑 😩

Cristiano Ronaldo’s career hat-tricks by club and country. 🐐

Real Madrid: 44
Portugal: 10
Al Nassr: 7
Manchester United: 3
Juventus: 3

Total: 67 hat-tricks. 🤍👑😁

October, na football you dey use take overfeed us like this? 😭😂💔

The 🐐 simply does not drop stinkers 🔥👑

The way Xabi Alonso treats Brazilians, you’d think they personally offended him 😭😂

5th best player in the world btw 🙈

Show me one Messi season better than Ronaldo’s 2008 season. Saying we bought votes for the BOAT award is ridiculous. If the season speaks for itself, why are you crying about the results? 😭😂

Somebody check on the entire
Barcelona fanbase 😭😂💔

Messi lost.
Barça lost.
Madrid won.
Yamal lost the Ballon d'Or.
And Ronaldo won the BOAT Award.

How much pain can one fanbase handle 😂😂😭💔

Honest suggestions, please… 👀

What happens to Rodrygo when he’s fully recovered? What do you think his position in the team will be? 🤔

Manchester United 🤝 Arsenal. Two big clubs, zero shame 😭😂😂

🚨| All-time El Clásico record:

107 Real Madrid wins
106 Barcelona wins
52 draws
446 Real Madrid goals ⚽
442 Barcelona goals ⚽

👑 THE GREATEST RIVALRY IN FOOTBALL, AND REAL MADRID ARE STILL ON TOP! 🤍🔥

One win ahead, four goals ahead. The kings of Spain! 🏆🤍

That World Cup incident really left a mark on Bernardo. Bro still hasn’t let it go.😭😂

Lewandowski and Suárez never winning the Ballon d’Or will forever be one of football’s biggest crimes. 💔😭

Harry Kane chose peace, but the message is loud 😭😂😂 Some people will read this and still pretend it’s not about them. 👀💀

Me and Mbappe are the best in the world .. only to finish third 😭😂

Whoever stressed this innocent boy must be arrested now.. he felt so disappointed than every nominee 😩😭😂

Harry Kane really deserved it, man. 🥹🔥 Bro worked hard for this moment. Congratulations to him! 🎉👏

What are we telling the people waiting for Lamine Yamal’s party in France? 😭🤣💔

Imagine Mbappé wins the Ballon d'Or tonight... the football world might actually collapse 😭🤣💔

Quick reminder that Madrid have won 5 games in a row, including a win at Camp Nou. 😭😂🤍 The best club in the world! 👑

The father and the son now 💔😂

Past & Present. 👑🤍

Bro got cooked that he had to fight Bellingham at FT 😭 disgusting🙈😂

Pure disbelief on their faces 😭😂 Mbappé really knows how to silence Camp Nou. 💀🥱

Talk is cheap 🤣 dem say we go hold 5 saf 😭🤣💔

No you’re whoever you think you’re .. starboy kiky 😆🔥🤍

Diomande and who 😭🙈😂

The same Manchester United will be supporting Madrid tonight o 😭😂😂 Abeg, una no go bring bad luck come meet us o 😭🤍🙏🏽

win or win🤍🤞

Ya Allah, abeg help us secure this win tonight 😭🤲🏽 I no wan explain myself on this app after the match. Hala Madrid 🤍😂

Good morning, Madridistas! ☀️🤍
Positive energy only. Three points loading… ⏳🔥
WIN. WIN. WIN. HALA MADRID! Vamoss..🔥🔥🤍💪🏼

These two are absolutely useless without João Pedro 😭😂💔

Arda Guler the last time Barcelona won the champions league 😭😂😂

Mourinho vs prime Barça in the Negreira era. 17 battles, 5 wins, 6 draws, 6 defeats. Put some respect on this man's name. 🥶🤍😤

Pedri, Gavi and De Jong combined have 2 UCL goals. Nico Paz has 3. This is nasty work 😭😂💔

See why I keep saying football is a reincarnated game. 😆🤍

Ballon d'Or asked the world to pick the greatest winning season in its history, and Ronaldo's 2008 is dominating the poll 😭😂 Messi fans, your own award is putting you under pressure! SIUUUU! 🐐🔥🇵🇹

Bro has both RBs sitting on the bench and still plays the full 90. Fede is unreal. 🔥😆

They were busy watching Madrid yesterday. Meanwhile, their own club is 8th. 😭😂💔

Journalist: How many goals did Real Madrid score today?

Me: 4.

Journalist: And how many did you concede yesterday?

Me: 4.

Journalist: What are your expectations for El Clásico?

Me: 💔😭😂

We really need to have a conversation about Camavinga. 😭 Bro gives this midfield everything it lacks, but somehow he still has to fight for a starting spot. The disrespect is crazy cos how on earth is Tchouameni starting ahead of him. 💔