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My latest piece for Hard Drive is up! If you like my stupid Twitter shitposts you should read my stupid satire articles, like, retweet, share, maybe give me a little kiss. Couldnt hurt!
Splatoon Player Arrested After Discovery of Unregistered Paint Roller hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…
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Roxxy is Typing... retweeted
>be incredibly neurotic and insecure
>worried that your friends dont actually like you
>you ask them for reassurance
>they're annoyed and now like you less than they did before you asked
Genuinely what am I supposed to do
>worried that your friends dont actually like you
>you ask them for reassurance
>they're annoyed and now like you less than they did before you asked
Genuinely what am I supposed to do
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Now that the Democrats won the midterm I think we can finally say that yeah actually Sharia Law is the agenda lol
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Roxxy is Typing... retweeted
say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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Roxxy is Typing... retweeted
Showing my Eastern European Politics Professor the Russian epic rap battles of history
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Roxxy is Typing... retweeted
do you ever feel disappointed in yourself knowing people initially had such a high impression of you, but as they get to know you, you can almost sense that you’re not quite who they thought you were
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I was in the hospital after a semi-truck hit me, with a collapsed lung & a breathing tube on a strict honey-thick liquid diet when this ad played & everytime it did i truly thought Lebron James was taunting me personally with my inability to drink soda
sprite cranberry/thirstiest time of the year commercial featuring lebron james and D.R.A.M. (2017)
background information of its production:
nathanlove.com/project/sprite…
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Literally just $50 to go please please please I promise I'll shut up forever I just need yall to help me out this one time sjsjsjdndjshshsks
Physically painful post for me to make but my cars waterpump is broken & Ive been driving with it down for the last 2 months. It'll cost $1200 Cad to fix & I can cover most of it but I'm short just 500
I work really hard at my job but Its an emergency now
paypal.me/M0naVisa
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Roxxy is Typing... retweeted
Physically painful post for me to make but my cars waterpump is broken & Ive been driving with it down for the last 2 months. It'll cost $1200 Cad to fix & I can cover most of it but I'm short just 500
I work really hard at my job but Its an emergency now
paypal.me/M0naVisa
I work really hard at my job but Its an emergency now
paypal.me/M0naVisa
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Physically painful post for me to make but my cars waterpump is broken & Ive been driving with it down for the last 2 months. It'll cost $1200 Cad to fix & I can cover most of it but I'm short just 500
I work really hard at my job but Its an emergency now
paypal.me/M0naVisa
I work really hard at my job but Its an emergency now
paypal.me/M0naVisa
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