People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

Absolutely every episode has been gold. I hope @HBO brings #Proud back for season 2.

I’m watching Gone on @BritBox_US and the real mystery is how Annie was able to keep her job when she’s so bad at it.

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

pretending i’m the problem because you can’t handle your own guilt is actually insane behavior

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

Quantity has a quality all on its own.

What I don't understand about fanfic writers is why they don't Google the mundane details (driving distance, city landmarks, etc) instead of making stuff up? Be creative with the plot and research the functional details. #ao3

The Devil Wears Prada 2 was fantastic! So well done, lots of energy, lots of fashion. Like the entire theater was so excited!!!

Priorities

i hope this email kills us both instantly

Why is bacon so delicious? Like leaps and bounds more delicious than chicken and pork. Not more delicious than the perfect steak.

Zara should have gone straight to the airport after her mum’s house. Idiot!!! #Steal on Amazon is too good.

i have no more passwords left in me

I really cannot engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time.

You know heroin chic is coming back because Lean Cuisine is spending big on these commercials.