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My attempt at photographing my sleeping cat
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I’m going to kill that sodding elf this year. I’m sick of it.
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Is it too early for churros? It feels illegal
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Slarty Bartfast retweeted
RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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Doing laundry and filling out Delay Repay forms should be part of the curriculum.

My school years led me to believe I’d be directing lost French people to the swimming pool or explaining the Fibonacci sequence far more than I do.
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Slarty Bartfast retweeted
Replying to @DrRebeccaTidy
Long police investigations hold real consequences for the individuals subjected to them & their family members.

More about this here. 👇
dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Still got my arch. Pretty much all I have left from my ballet years
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People lying on their horse passports is a new one. But ok, I have two Dartmoor ponies. I did wonder about the third from the beginning I have to say.
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It turns out panic attacks are worse than I imagined they’d be. Lesson learned.
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I met a woman this morning who spoke with a real Devon accent. Kids looked at me like I was speaking Flemish.
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And another day of my medicine not being delivered. Le sigh. Fingers crossed for Monday.
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Oldest tree in Devon. Not my photo but I don’t think the guy is on here.
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Chatting to my sister about James Blunt. Sometimes we disagree.
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From Devon Live
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The bird watches have an app! And they keep removing people from it! Such drama.
There are turtle doves on my nature reserve 😍
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Please, please stop circulating those videos again. I can’t cope with it. 7/10 🇮🇱
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There are turtle doves on my nature reserve 😍
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Replying to @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
There are people coming from all over to look at them. I should charge an entrance fee.
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This woman made me take a firm stance and pick a side.

Remembering Shani Louk, all those who lost their lives on October 7th, and all those whose lives were changed forever.
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Apparently I now need to ask my eldest if I’m allowed another animal. Ridiculous.
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