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Me: "I think I'll go for a late night jog :)"
Guy Who Lives Under The Slide In My Local Park:
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this tweet feels very reactionary at first glance - but I would argue that it's an i帽dictment of our social service network
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It took 6 years to recognize - but watching one of my YouTube videos, it's very difficult to follow along unless you-too had spent a full month editing the video alongside me
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growing up in Kentucky in the 90's - they made us do a choreographed dance to 'Cotton Eye Joe' in 1st grade, & I just kinda assumed it was like - some sort of culturally important touchstone to my heritage
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every morning when I wake up, I spend the first 20 minutes camped outside the bathroom door drinking potions & casting a series of buffs until I'm confident that my diarrhea will be powerful enough to defeat the toilet
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haven't posted in a while but obligated to share this unfathomably photogenic Presto pose
...contrasted by this absolutely cursed Bungo pose
...contrasted by this absolutely cursed Bungo pose
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aw maaaan
how tf did I miss out on the qanon arc from 3 years ago where they started believing that "Omikron The Nomad Soul" of all fucking games contained secret messages left behind by David Bowie to warn us about the future
how tf did I miss out on the qanon arc from 3 years ago where they started believing that "Omikron The Nomad Soul" of all fucking games contained secret messages left behind by David Bowie to warn us about the future
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I have a burning hatred for this game because it killed Bowie's enthusiasm for video games - but I'm glad that at least someone out there can find entertainment all these years later
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Made a fun new poster to stop students from leaving their barely used spools of filament behind in my office
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Nutritional Yeast Infection 馃尡 retweeted
It didn鈥檛 use to be like this. This is a AP post lol. It鈥檚 so awful now surprised there isn鈥檛 more reporting/outrage. I can鈥檛 even imagine being like a black teenager and logging on to a major social media site and every post has blue check boosted klansman saying insane shit
How often does "Gladiator II" star Denzel Washington think about the Roman Empire?
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Nutritional Yeast Infection 馃尡 retweeted
#WorldAnteaterDay is here to celebrate these strikingly unique animals and the important role they play in their ecosystems, which range from tropical forests to grasslands.
Learn more: bit.ly/3OcIHuk
Learn more: bit.ly/3OcIHuk
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the only good news to come out of this election
NEW: America's Historic Election: Dennis Reacts
After recording this episode, Dennis suffered a serious back injury following a fall. He is currently in the hospital receiving treatment. We will keep you informed of his condition. In the meantime, Dennis welcomes the healing power of your prayers.
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Nutritional Yeast Infection 馃尡 retweeted
Non-venomous:
- smiley
- cute eyes
Venomous:
- frowny
- angry eyes
- smiley
- cute eyes
Venomous:
- frowny
- angry eyes
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Nutritional Yeast Infection 馃尡 retweeted
Me: "I think I'll go for a late night jog :)"
Guy Who Lives Under The Slide In My Local Park:
Guy Who Lives Under The Slide In My Local Park:
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For the past month or so, I've been throwing Northernlion vids up on my side monitor while I work - and Presto has become absolutely obsessed with the guy
The moment NL's voice comes on, he climbs into his froggy bed & listens intently until falling asleep
The moment NL's voice comes on, he climbs into his froggy bed & listens intently until falling asleep
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Thank you @NorthernIion_LP for putting these compilations together for Presto
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