I need her to come knocking on my door
Her little smug face looking at the camera, horrible cunt
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2nd day of owning a house:

- significant leaks in the kitchen, stop cock being one
-Bathroom is leaking onto living room ceiling
- numerous holes in plaster covered by furniture
-kitchen floor damp
-outside tap gone and now a bare hole going outside

Anyone want to buy a house
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Always used to run about 1.5 miles back to my mates gaff, legendary sobering technique
Pergunta séria, quando Uber não existia como vocês faziam para ir embora das festas 3,4h da manhã?
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I was just thinking about what the English curriculum needs and this was exactly it!
Proud to announce that students in England will be able to study Ukrainian at GCSE.

It’s a chance for pupils to explore Ukraine’s rich culture and history and, for the Ukrainian community to remain connected to their heritage.

This is another step in our enduring support for Ukraine as part of the 100 Year Partnership 🇺🇦🇬🇧
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Best energy suppliers for a 3 bed modern house, gas with one occupant?
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Imagine you’ve just blown a 2-0 lead and you look over n see Felipe doing this, my head would be on Mars
Wow unbelievable what a game

Man United 3 Rome 2

Absolutely brilliant comeback

I will never forget my first ever Champions League game at Old Trafford dream come true

Yesss at last I saw Man United winning a game at Old Trafford!!!
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This chase team are absolutely fucking shite
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Completion date set for friday for the new gaff. £31k coming out of my savings tomorrow.
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That is absolutely fucking mental, literally disappears into thin air
WATCH: New video shows Learjet 60 business jet crashing near West Palm Beach, Florida.

The plane was completely disintegrated upon impact. Number of casualties unknown.
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#MouseNews

Unfortunately i think Mr Jingles and his new wife, Mrs Jingles have been killed by a rat. I will confirm in due course.
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I can feel a sore throat coming on
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Guys are my new work trousers too jazzy? Usually go with black but they didnt have my size. (Had to go up 2 sizes because i’m becoming obese)
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The OG
Remember this footage ? ☠️
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I thought that was a wax figure 😂😂😂
A proud #PoppyAppeal volunteer today in #westminster #royalbritishlegion #LondonPoppyDay #Remembrance #armedforces 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @PoppyLegion @BritishArmy 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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HGV theory passed ✅
CPC case studies passed ✅
Hazard perception failed ✅
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Aren’t we all
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I can’t stop thinking about the turkey with big bouncing jubbly’s
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The key thing about this is the minimum wage raising but tax thresholds remaining frozen. The govt do not care about you earning a better wage for living, only a better wage so you can pay more tax. We should not be celebrating wage increases until tax thresholds increase.
🚨 SUMMARY: The OBR forecasts following John Healey's Budget

- Welfare spending will rise to £431.3bn by 2030/31 - an increase of £97.5bn a year in cash terms

- This includes £209.8bn on pensioner benefits, £110.7bn on Universal Credit, £69.6bn on disability benefits, £13.9bn on Child Benefit and £27.2bn on other welfare

- Inflation will peak at 3.75% in early 2027, up from the earlier prediction of 2%

- UK GDP growth will slow from around 1.25% in 2026 to 1% in 2027, before climbing to 1.6% in 2031

- Average UK unemployment will rise to 5.1% across 2026 and 2027

- The Employment Rights Act will "likely" have a negative economic impact because of reduced flexibility and greater uncertainty for businesses

- The landlord tax increases (property income) could contribute to a long-term rise in private rents and discourage landlords from entering the market

- Real household disposable income per person will be around 0.75% lower in 2030-31 than it expected in March 2026

- Higher earnings and frozen tax thresholds will increase income tax and National Insurance receipts by £9bn in 2026-27 and around £8bn on average in subsequent forecast years compared with March

- Net migration is forecast to fall to 120,000 in the year to mid-2026, then gradually rise to 230,000 by the year to mid-2031

- Nominal weekly earnings growth will slow to around 3.5% in 2026, then average roughly 2.25% a year

- Andy Burnham's first-time buyer scheme could raise house prices by increasing demand without enough new homes being built
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Guys, i painted a pumpkin into a minion. Please tell me it is good
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HUGE #MouseNews

Mr Jingles has a NEW WIFE just in time for winter.
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