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"What do you want to do after you graduate?"
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Very specific hypergeometric calculation
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I don't post on here much any more. I'm maxbot3000 on bsky, but I don't post there either :/
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Replying to @PDX
I just want everyone to know, I still use this account sorta
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It's weird that there's no good place to spam your friends: tiktok.com/t/ZTY6r3eHb/
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I have concepts of a plan to get my shit together
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Max Quinn 🌧️ retweeted
Oh god they’re going for the Goth vote
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Max Quinn 🌧️ retweeted
Imagine telling JD Vance how to pronounce this street
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Opportunity for bluesky or meta to do something hilarious
nytimes.com/2024/08/05/tec…
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Max Quinn 🌧️ retweeted
Salt and straw lowering their we're open flag to half mass
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Photographs have death in them from the moment you take them
They are an attempt to stop and capture the march of time
Which has, as its most signature aspect, the fact that we will all die
@jdickerson

Enjoy your cocktails everyone!
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Y'all ever jealous of your Bluetooth devices when they're able to so confidently connect with others?
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Happy Brooks Dunk Day to those who celebrate
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I would just like to say that I'm here and that I am tweeting regularly.
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Microsoft introduces "psychotic break speedrun challenge"
nytimes.com/2023/02/17/tec…
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No one deserves to be saddled with the impacts of a simple possession of marijuana conviction—a crime that is no longer on the books in Oregon. I am pardoning these prior Oregon offenses, an act that will impact an estimated 45,000 individuals. oregon.gov/newsroom/Pages…
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