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If you put Dalot's brain in a horse, he would bark.
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Not a fan of booing our own. However there is an easy solution to this. Stop picking them.

Another is Mount. Seeing him wearing the no.7 shirt irks the shit out of me. Saw a stat yesterday. His last premier league assist was in 2022...FOR CHELSEA. 🚮
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Running out of words now so ill just put this
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Setting off fireworks 2 days after bonfire night is bad enough. But setting them off during the day is a different level of retarded.
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Has nothing to do with first team opportunities or he certainly wouldn't be going to Real. Hes also nowhere near ready

Its down to his fathers influence & greed. Theres far too much money involved at this level now. The focus should be on his growth, not his bank account.
JJ Gabriel is leaving Manchester United for Real Madrid amid a lack of first-team opportunities at Old Trafford.

At Madrid, he will be competing with Jude Bellingham, Kylian Mbappe, Vinicius Junior, Yan Diomande, Arda Guler, Rodrygo, Endrick, Bernardo Silva and Brahim Diaz. ut on loan.

Gabriel might find, in short, that it is a lot harder to break into the first team at Madrid than it would have been in Manchester.

Does he really think it will be simpler at the Bernabeu?

📝 @DTathletic

🔗 nyti.ms/4jWb15b
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Lacey needs to be starting ahead of Amad on Sunday. Was brilliant again when he came on last night and a fine pass for Cunha's winner. A talented lad that deserves more gametime to show more of what hes capable of. Need to be putting more faith in some of these youth players now.
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I mean look where the ball is ffs. Theres a new example every week at how useless he is. Its bad enough seeing him on the right, but on the left is a crime against humanity. Need to give Amass some gametime.
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About time this lot showed a bit of fight. Goes to show they can swtich it on when they want to.

Get the fuck in, Hell of a result that.
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How shit must the other players have been the day a scout chose Dalot over them.

Fuck me, useless bastard would climb a glass wall, just to see whats on the other side.
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Haven't won a game in 9. So let's extend that for 2 more while we figure out what to do 😂. This lot are beyond clueless.
#MUFC decided on plan to get to international break then make assessment on Michael Carrick following crisis talks this week.

Potential (now realised) loss to Chelsea baked in, presumably.

Roma + Aston Villa ahead.

Points per game 2013-24: 1.81
Points per game 2024-now: 1.38

nytimes.com/athletic/77418…
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Dont think Carrick is the right guy, but he doesnt deserve this, these players are burying him here and they dont give a shit.

So many of them arent fit to wear the shirt. Embarrassing.
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Not having a recognised striker in that team is costing us so many goals. Should have easily scored at least 2 or 3 in that first half.

Not a priority though according to Wilcox. Useless cunt.
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You cant say you're fully behind the manager when you produce a performance like that.

Can this lot just fuck off from speaking after games. Just been booed off by the entire Stretty End and feel the need to spout this recycled "we know we must do better" shite. Get fucked.
🗣️ "We're fully behind Michael."

Harry Maguire defends Michael Carrick after pressure builds following their 3-0 defeat by Bournemouth.
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Every one of these players can fuck off. None of them fit to wear the shirt.
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These pair of cunts having the cheek to shake their heads in disappointment when they're part of the problem.

Fuck right off.
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Have that you cheating bastards. Well in Villa.
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The club have had 3 managers under this clown. All 3 have failed. He's a big part of why Carrick has ultimately failed aswell.

He shouldn't carry any weight, other than the one that sinks him and should have no say whatsover in who comes in next. He should be out on his arse.
🚨 | BREAKING:

Jason Wilcox is leaning towards appointing EDDIE HOWE if Michael Carrick is sacked.

Julian Nagelsmann has already been sounded out about his interest in taking charge and is Christopher Vivell's standout option.

But Wilcox's opinion is likely to carry more cliffe and the Glazer family.

[@alex_crook]
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Greame has a very good point here. He is actually versatile.

Hes incredibly shite in every position he plays.
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4 defenders on the pitch and 3 of them are out of position. Brings a RB on and plays him at CB with a CB playing at RB.

Fucking clueless.
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How fucking soft has the game gone for that to be a red card for Yarmolyuk?

Honest to god the game is becoming less enjoyable by the week and thats not even factoring in how shite we are right now 😂.
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"I hated it at Liverpool when people spoke out of turn". Course you did...
"I think he's out of order."

@Carra23 isn't a fan of Lisandro Martínez's comments about the Manchester United board 👇
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