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They just opened the trophy case that holds their Lombardis
Eerie scenes in Dallas as dust from the West blankets the city.
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Do polish people exists anywhere but twitter telegram and discord
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south carolina really sent a republican-hating resistlib wine mom to the senate. as lizzie mcguire said, this is what dreams are made of.
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Josh Allen to Hailee Steinfeld
bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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If you can’t pay your employees $15/h you really shouldn’t be doing business

Not really much more to say
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me when phillies are down by 1 in the 4th inning
138 Laura Loomer posts in the past 24 hours.
New case study for psychoanalysts.
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Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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i can’t believe people really make fake social media accounts to doom scroll & harass people all day every day. that sounds like such a miserable way to spend your precious time on this earth. you have one life & THAT is how you’re choosing to live it? it’s just sad.
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They’re calling this the most Shonda Rhimes photo of all time
Thank you, Georgia 💙
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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Joe Giglio seeing another black QB enter the game after McKee gets benched on Sunday
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Democrats, you have the chance to do the funniest thing
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
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mamdanistan has expanded its borders
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Mamdani slid down my chimney last night and left SSRIs and Plan B under the tree
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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Better not see one if your stupid ass signs on my commute to or from work tomorrow @BrianFitzUSA
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Tonight, Bucks County showed up to reject the chaos, cruelty, and corruption in Washington — and to vote for a public servant who knows what it means to show up, deliver for his community, and get things done.

Congratulations, Congressman-elect @Bobharvie_PA01!
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there’s no person on earth having a worse week than Harrison Butker
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Now merge SEPTA with LANTA
PENNSYLVANIA, WE WON THE TRIFECTA!!! 💙🎉

A Democratic governor. A Democratic House. And a Pennsylvania Senate we just FLIPPED BLUE!

To every voter, volunteer, and supporter who made this possible: this is YOUR victory.
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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If PA Democrats win these 2 Senate races, they will have their first trifecta since 1993 #PoliticsPA

SD-6 (75% reporting)
🔵 Eileen Albillar 52.0%
🔴 Frank Farry 48.0%

SD-16 (Lehigh 100%, Bucks 75%)
🔵 Mark Pinsley 51.08%
🔴 Jarrett Coleman 48.92%
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