I thought it was a warning about mixing cross ply and radial...
If your 💩 leaves skid marks in the toilet bowl, you need to review what you're putting into your intestines.
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Mark Lillis and Paul Rideout
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Keep gan Mr Universe
Deep Purple singer Ian Gillan offered a health update Saturday, a week after a "medical emergency" forced the band to postpone their European tour rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…
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Lovely recognition of a great freen'. And a decent kick of the ba' to toast the occasion...
Apologies for the delay in sharing some exciting personal news, having been presented with a Lifetime Achievement Award by @PGAScotland at its Members' Lunch in Edinburgh and, yes, it had me in tears more than once!

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@ScotsmanSport
@TheScotsman
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There's an Ian Paice in there. Go on, son...
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The bugger has only popped back in to check he didn't leave the iron on...
Karl Bushby has arrived home in Hull after walking 30,000 miles over the last 28 years. He set off from southern Chile in 1998, aged 28, promising to walk all the way home.

Sky's @ShingiMararike caught up with Karl as he headed home to see his mum

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Reeks of a Sunday drive. Never much more than 42mph, a pull over into a layby with a decent view, a flask and possibly a slice of Victoria Sponge. The Triumph Acclaim.
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Get the bugger to the Dunhill Links, Piers auld son. He'd last five holes...
If I were Manchester United manager, the first thing I’d do is stop these pathetic martyrdom scenes after another drubbing, and my team-talk would be: ‘Stop blubbing like babies, stop begging for forgiveness, act like men, and start winning some bloody games.’
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Reaquainting mesel wi' these corkers. The perfect accompaniment to some auld episodes of Harry Secombe's Highway...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Could be a smutty new Cissie and Ada sketch. "Did you try the West Bank?..."I was up for it, but Bert scraped his knee on the lino."
Lara Bird and Kate Nevens accused of 'performative stunt' over Palestine travel - while parliament is sitting scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…
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Good to see the the SFA unveiling a new sponsorship deal with Ian Skelly cars. 👍
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Nick Rodger retweeted
Popped up on my timeline! Some rock n rollers captured in this photo. Great night.
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Assuming auld Martin and his mob will be filling the sarcophagi at Kelvingrove Museum. Terrific stuff
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Nick Rodger retweeted
Ireland's banned being hugged by your granny.
Scotland's banned mummies.
Wales is going to have to pull off something pretty spectacular...
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These weirdos will be cancelling the 'Toot and Come In' line next...
I mean… bonkers.
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It remains a tremendous few seconds of footage. The brass tuba really adds gravitas...
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Solid sponsors. Fags, cigars, a bit of booze. The bedrocks....
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Four Deadly Swings. Sums up my golf on a riotous opening hole....
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