Okay guys I came up with a new gamer he is the gun and ball gamer's brother and he is called the retro and d-pad gamer
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I took that my type quiz while pretending to be gay and the results were all guys who look like me
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I couldnt take it the normal way because the things Im attracted to in women are kinda more like, their intelligence, the jokes they tell, their dainty feet etc
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DING DING DING DING DING
As soon as this releases, just like with every modern remake, people will start calling the original outdated and unplayable. There will instantly be revisionism about how nobody ever liked the original or the 3ds version. They were just compromises, while we waited for... this
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A chinese spy seduced me and now the CCP knows that danimals crunchers are both smooth and crunchy
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Touched grass. Honestly it feels like nature is mocking me. Other people get a pretty mountain saying "climb me!" or a blue lake saying "swim in me!" but all I have is a void suggesting that I go through with it
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I'm very attracted to women who don't speak to me at all and avoid me because that's what my mom did
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ahem. (censored to avoid spoilers)
Getting the Wordle in:
1. Pure luck. Unimpressive.
2. A fluke.
3. Skillful play. If there are gamer girls around, their panties are either soaked or no longer being worn.
4. Try again tomorrow.
5. A creep like you will only ever kiss anime pillows and fuck his own hand.
6. Die.
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