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RT @UncleFunkbeard: Indie Music Showcase Submission Guidelines
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Fill this out and let's see where you stand as a fan.
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Thanks for accompanying me on this virtual tour of my Bandcamp site today. Come back and visit again!
chrisnelson.bandcamp.com
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Track 4 of this album was recognized as one of ten outstanding songs of the year by a local Harrisburg, PA publication. Listen to the whole album on Bandcamp.
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These are outtakes from the Fish Stories project. This is only available on Bandcamp.
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This next Bandcamp offering is a collaboration effort between me (the music) and Jason Peverett (lyrics & kazoo)
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This is my first album. I was just finding my new sound.
chrisnelson.bandcamp.com/album/nightfall
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It's Bandcamp Friday! This is a collection of my best tracks from my first 19 years of making music.
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Another Bandcamp suggestion. This is a collection of four songs and 8 tasty instrumentals. Fans have told me this is a great record to listen to at work.
chrisnelson.bandcamp.com/album/dont-say…
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For Bandcamp Friday, listen to this collection of hard-hitting rock tracks. Spanning from acoustic folk and mellow blues all the way to heavy rock. There's something it it for just about everybody!
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This is an emotional rollercoaster ride. Using music, it tells the story of a five person family as the children grow up and try to find their own paths. It's full of humor, sadness, anticipation, and regret. Check it out on Bandcamp Friday.
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Chris Nelson retweeted
Tired of the same old music? Crank up one of our #indiemusician #playlists today!
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Here's a little tune about frustration. I'm experiencing a lot of that today!
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Chris Nelson retweeted
An elderly man accidentally rear-ended a brand-new sports car.
The young driver jumped out, furious.
“LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR! You owe me $10,000 right now, or I’m going to beat you half to death!”
The old man looked shaken.
“Oh my goodness,” he said. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son — he trains dolphins. He’ll know what to do.”
“DOLPHINS?” the guy scoffed, rolling his eyes.
The old man dialed his phone.
Before he could say a word, the angry driver grabbed it.
“So you’re a dolphin trainer, huh?” he barked into the phone.
“Well your old man just wrecked my car. I need ten grand RIGHT NOW — or I’m going to beat BOTH of you to a pulp!”
A calm voice replied, “I’ll be there in ten minutes.”
Exactly ten minutes later…
...a Jeep screeched to a stop.
A man stepped out, walked straight up to the bully, and absolutely flattened him, leaving him groaning on the pavement.
Then the man turned to his father and said, “Dad… for the LAST time. I train seals. Navy seals. Not dolphins.”
The young driver jumped out, furious.
“LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR! You owe me $10,000 right now, or I’m going to beat you half to death!”
The old man looked shaken.
“Oh my goodness,” he said. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son — he trains dolphins. He’ll know what to do.”
“DOLPHINS?” the guy scoffed, rolling his eyes.
The old man dialed his phone.
Before he could say a word, the angry driver grabbed it.
“So you’re a dolphin trainer, huh?” he barked into the phone.
“Well your old man just wrecked my car. I need ten grand RIGHT NOW — or I’m going to beat BOTH of you to a pulp!”
A calm voice replied, “I’ll be there in ten minutes.”
Exactly ten minutes later…
...a Jeep screeched to a stop.
A man stepped out, walked straight up to the bully, and absolutely flattened him, leaving him groaning on the pavement.
Then the man turned to his father and said, “Dad… for the LAST time. I train seals. Navy seals. Not dolphins.”
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