still feels surreal…
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All good things come to an end…

Thanks @Tesla for Saving my life.
Say hello to my new (to me) 2025 Model Y LR AWD!

UP Moderate Lowering springs and 19” UP-RW’s installed, this thing is already so dialed only 2 days into owning it. Very excited to see the future of this build! 👀🔥
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Replying to @NTFTWX
Thank you @BLKMDL3 for the extremely generous donation ❤️‍🩹

The new Tesla fund has now begun 😭
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For additional context, the car lost traction on a turn, rolled twice in the rain after jumping onto a hill, and ended up in a ditch on the other side of the road. The fact that I was able to walk out alive right after is nothing short of a miracle. Thank you to the crash safety team at Tesla for making the safest cars on the planet.

Now it’s time to start saving for a new one 🙂
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Only Apple could make a product that can survive shooting out of a car’s window while it’s actively rolling over…

The fact that the screen even works is wild.
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Michael retweeted
Configurations

– Performance: road ready, seats 2

Active aerodynamics & multi-mode suction system for next-level performance on & off the track

– Thrust: race ready, seats 2

Multi-mode suction system paired w/ rear-mounted cold-gas thrusters that enable 0–60 in <1 second

– Rocket: airmode suction system plus perimeter-mounted cold-gas thrusters supporting forward & upward acceleration plus lateral rotational movement. So...yes, it can fly

Range >300 miles
Top speed up to >230mph (Rocket)

0-60
Performance (<1.6)
Thrust (<0.9)
Rocket (<0.59)

Reserve now –
Tesla.com/Roadster
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Michael retweeted
If the new M3 is anything like this then I’m ready to sell my kidney 😭😩
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Michael retweeted
Those who are arrested tonight will be required to listen to Taylor Swift's new songs on repeat.
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Hot Take: The Apple Watch Series 12’s Bezel Thickness is a non-issue that people are severely blowing out of proportion…
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Hermes Series 12 Looks stunning in person
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Celebrating my 23rd year around the sun, by the Sun 🥂
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Holy crap…

The Hermes Series 12 in Radiant Gold is stunning 😳
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These rims and lowering springs genuinely make the Model Y…
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Michael retweeted
I regret buying the iphone air

I have to charge it every 6 hours
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No matter how impressive the Model Y is, the Model 3 will always be my favorite.
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okay, this is epic.
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Shoutout to Apple for making my Hermes Series 7 fully obsolete today over literally nothing 🫩
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Model Y Performance is so aesthetic it’s crazy.
Cowboys don’t take baths, they just dust off
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Very happy that I’m not spending $7/gallon right now…
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Michael retweeted
The Signature Edition Red vs the Ultra Red Model S look very different and I see the Signature Edition Red: Garnet Red as the perfect sunset color for the S. It pays homage that is richer, deeper, more sophisticated, and changes colors depending on the lighting. It also goes well or the gold brake calipers and T emblem and plaid logos.
The Ultra Red is flashier.
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