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Nine years ago, I was truly blessed and honored to donate "lefty" to my grandson. He is 10!

Happy Kidneyversary to my Little Munch. For more information on how you can be a living donor, go to kidney.org
Happy Kidneyversary to my Little Munch. Wild it's been 8 years already. For more information on how you can be a living donor, go to kidney.org
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
Replying to @AbdulElSayed
@AbdulElSayed You just heard Abdul, y’all. A vote for Mike Rogers is a vote for saving babies. 🙏🏼 Let me put it another way, a vote for Abdul El-Sayed is a vote for killing babies. 👎🏼
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
the guy who committed his life to sharia law…

… is mansplaining to a female member of Congress

why is anyone surprised.
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Does he have hot sauce in his purse?
Abdul El-Sayed does a black voter outreach video and decides to order fried chicken:
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
This is Abdul.

Abdul didn’t like Tommy’s allegiance question because it made him look like the little (in all ways) man he is.

Abdul was so angered by the question, he got on X to single Tommy out hoping his hyena fans would go after him.

Abdul is an asshole. Don’t be Abdul.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Not a good look for you. Will you disavow your association with the Muslim Brotherhood? Simple yes or no will do.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Yep.
You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

*I knew it*
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Turned off replies. Telling. And investigation started under the previous administration, search signed off by a Dem appointed judge. No one is above the law, remember? That does include you.
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation.

I will not be silenced.
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
If Senators tell us, “We don’t have the votes [for the SAVE America Act],”

then we are very happy to tell Senators the same thing when they are up for re-election:

“We don’t have the votes [for you].”
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
He was a criminal with a history of violent felonies, who was released from prison in May and didn't comply with extended supervision.
Growing tension in Madison, Wisconsin as the victim in the deadly police shooting is identified. @PierreTABC reports.
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
I’m just going to say the refusal to air a Presidential speech about election fraud seems like a horrible way to convince people that you weren’t in on election fraud.
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
Government greed is taking almost 40% of my paycheck to buy votes so you can directly oppose my lifestyle while you hop around from mansion to mansion screeching about "awwwligawwwks!!!"
Corporate greed is UnitedHealth making a $5.48 billion profit last quarter (up 60% from last year), spending $33 billion in stock buybacks since 2022, paying its CEO over $60 million last year while it works to hike premiums by up to 25% next year.

Yes. We need Medicare for All.
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
Pasta ID > Voter ID
JUST IN: Olive Garden announces customers must show photo ID to use its Never-Ending Pasta Pass.
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Yup.
The semi-finals of the Earth Cup contest may have put the Falkland Islands in an awkward spot.
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The power of prayer is real. Keep on praying y'all.
God answered a desperate prayer for me this morning and I’m so thankful right now.
All glory to Jesus. 💕
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Thank you, Buzz for sharing this. I thought I was having an issue with my account. It is too bad and I am glad we got to see the South and Niagara Falls through Freddy's eyes, even if only briefly.
Apparently, Freddy deactivated his account. Looks like too many people got upset about him enjoying the US. What a shame. Liberals (here and there) ruin all the fun. This is sad.

It was fun, Freddy. Have fun and travel safely! ❤️🇩🇪
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GrandMomsterMel 🏝 retweeted
There are those who are unhappy with me because I continue to advocate for the SAVE America Act

I’m unhappy with them—for being mad at the wrong thing

Who’s with me?
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Happy Father's Day
“Oh fun” was mine 😂
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Y'all, it's been a rough six months. We lost our little Frankfurter last weekend. Winnie the Pooh-per has something wrong with her back foot (vet tomorrow). I am worn out.
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