Thumbs up to a boycott of all @jimmyjohns restaurants!
(with apologies for posting this obscene photo)
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17. No elephant should live in isolation and it's unconscionable that the @BronxZoo and @TheWCS have allowed to let this drag on.

Happy needs your help, I hope you will share this thread far and wide and join me and @NonhumanRights in getting her released.

#FreeHappy

Powerful photo 😥 #MemorialDayWeekend

My son and his buddies wanted their prom photo to make the paper, but since that won’t happen I figured I could at least tweet it. So, I’m tweeting it. They were pretty excited about their spiffy outfits.

Just a normal guy trying to be the first #StateTrooper with 100,000 twitter followers...

😱....

Happy Easter from the Lone Star State! The Garage will be closed for the holiday so our employees can do this. Have a 🥚 eggcellent day!

My friend’s dog, Max, finally caught its tail, and then didn’t know what to do with itself anymore.

Retweet this.

In my networking class we are studying the effectiveness of social media.
I am supposed to create a tweet that gets 10,000 retweets by the end of the week. Because I am neither funny nor relatable enough to write a viral tweet here are two pictures of my dog.
Pls RT

I hope everyone takes a moment today to remember Saman Gunan, the Thai Navy Seal that died making sure the kids stuck in the cave had enough oxygen so that today's rescue would even be possible. #ThaiCaveRescue

Still learning of severe damage left by Irma on the islands in recent days…

On Valentine's Day (Single Awareness Day) I usually watch "The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre." It's tradition. Thank you History Channel!