holy fuck lol, just stepped out onto the decking to hit the bowl, start coughing up a lung and see there's a linesman dude up on the pole in direct eyeline with me.

Had to yell "it's not meth mate" at him
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Almost Monday
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The people didn't ask for two compromised agents of Israel to represent them. Any politician receiving corporate money or money from foreign assets needs to be removed. We created a handy tool to help called Civic Signal. Use your voice!
youranon.news/civicsignal
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lol my current skyrim install is almost 800gb, ima need some moar ssd pls
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Replying to @MindFuzzM8
*Men
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November the 5th, 1605 - the last time an honest man walked into parliament.
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finally got around to getting a copy of Snow Crash, 34 years later
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Shit about to get the real in the US
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Too bad Mitch McConnell isn’t alive to see this
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okokok, now, who want's an abortion?
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good to see america enjoying shuffling one form of human garbage around for another lol.

I'm sure everyone's lives will start improving around now.
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Yay now we can go back to getting fucked in the ass by, supposedly, left wingers woo, big changes big changes
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political post sponsored by (redacted) here
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Au revoir, mon capitaine
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Patrick Stewart was once filmed dancing and singing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D in 1991 as a birthday surprise for Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry. Though never intended for public release, a copy of the clip eventually surfaced as a bonus feature on a DVD.

Rest in peace 🙏
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Fuck flying cars where the fuck is my cunting holodeck?
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Happy birthday to English occultist, philosopher, ceremonial magician, poet, and novelist Aleister Crowley, born on October 12, 1875
Whatever your opinion of him, there's no denying his influence on occultism and occult fiction.
Also, happy birthday to your unreliable narrator!
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