If “he’s hot” is your strongest political argument, you haven’t made an argument. You’ve announced you can’t be trusted with one.
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“Fani Willis spent years calling voter fraud a myth while prosecuting Trump. Then someone registered her as a Republican at Trump Tower and suddenly she’s calling for charges. The irony writes itself.” 🤣
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On this day under Kamala… what would be the plan?
A. Announce a plan to develop a plan.
B. Spend a billion dollars naming the plan.
C. Explain that a plan is something you plan to do.
D. Ask Trump what he would do, then call it dangerous.
Your turn. Please keep answers within our imaginary $900 million budget.
A. Announce a plan to develop a plan.
B. Spend a billion dollars naming the plan.
C. Explain that a plan is something you plan to do.
D. Ask Trump what he would do, then call it dangerous.
Your turn. Please keep answers within our imaginary $900 million budget.
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That South Carolina–Tennessee finish yesterday was one for the ages. The unranked Gamecocks stunned No. 11 Tennessee, 27–24, on a last-second field goal. Another Saturday of unranked teams wrecking playoff plans. Rankings don’t win games—you still have to show up. x.com/SEC/status/211…
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Why do apartment complexes have a 20-pound dog limit?
My 80-pound yellow Labrador is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen’s 12 tabby cats running an unlicensed fight club behind her blinds.
My 80-pound yellow Labrador is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen’s 12 tabby cats running an unlicensed fight club behind her blinds.
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Had the previous administration’s agenda won, I believe we’d be headed down the same road as France: open borders, chaos, and failed left-wing policies. Do you really want that, America? Vote RED in November. 🇺🇸
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Good morning, friends! Coffee’s on, my heart’s full, and I’m glad you’re part of my day. ☕🙏
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I bent over to pick up a French fry and my watch asked if I’d been in a serious accident. Paid hundreds of dollars to get roasted by a bracelet.
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So the less I post on X, the more people see me? Apparently, my best content is my absence.
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I spent half a Saturday trying to figure out why my sourdough wouldn’t rise. Checked the starter, room temperature, flour, everything.
Finally called my wife into the kitchen to help me think.
She looked at the bowl, then at the counter, and asked if the dough was supposed to be warm. I’d been monitoring a bowl of mashed potatoes she’d set out for dinner. My dough was in the oven with the light on.
Finally called my wife into the kitchen to help me think.
She looked at the bowl, then at the counter, and asked if the dough was supposed to be warm. I’d been monitoring a bowl of mashed potatoes she’d set out for dinner. My dough was in the oven with the light on.
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My daughter is starting her career in teaching and just bought her first new car. Watching her work hard and build a life of her own means more than I can put into words. Daddy couldn’t be prouder. ❤️
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Maturing as a husband is realizing that no matter how little you've slept and how hard you've worked, you will in fact never be more tired than your wife...
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