being with a group of unfunny people and I’ve got jokes so they think I’m the funniest person ever

the craziest thing about these posts is that i cant find a single person who also realizes its so obviously satire

Jojo reference

Can we give enriched uranium to terminal patients to ask how it tastes like

"how do you see yourself in 10 years?"
how I see myself by next month:

when you can’t afford to have a destructive crashout so you hit the

“Where do you see yourself in ten years!?”

"2026 VAI SER MEU ANO"

eu em novembro:

The Starved Team & I do not want our characters associated with vibecoded and/or heavy ai-assisted projects, games, artwork, etc. We only support things created with human effort, not anything else.

the spiritual successor #ResidentEvil

oh so being a pedophile was deeper than it looks and important to the plot

Have you considered crying about it

The Disaster Kolossos vs Project: Outcome Kolossos be like:

#outcomememories
#takeabreather
#sonicexe
#ROBLOX

Today I got over 7 victory royales, my sprite collection is almost 100%, I smell like roses, had a steak dinner with my loving family, and played fortnite with my loving friends but it all means nothing bc I didn't find the pirate token

With the recent open world craze Nintendo has for its IP. There's only one game franchise outside of Zelda I feel like would actually benefit greatly from it.

Pikmin.

Imagine if it was all one map. Now imagine if when the day was over you didn't automatically leave the surface.
could discover new base sites. In 1 sprawling interconnected map.

If you stay after nightfall the enemies become incredibly aggressive. You may as well treat it as a hard stealth game if you don't get back to your ship.

I think the idea expands pikmin meaningfully into something more than past games while also retaining its time management gameplay at its core.