@MemoryCardFiles Why is everyone so mean to her...? 🥀

@MemoryCardFiles Damn totally forgot that her butt is actually canon and not just gooner art representing it as such

@MemoryCardFiles Remember, this was in 2004. Peak anorexic era. Adjusted for inflation Samus had an ass the size of Brinstar

@MemoryCardFiles My favorite game of all time also gravity suit is best suit.

@MemoryCardFiles Damn. Samus had a whole ass bakery even back then?

@MemoryCardFiles Zero Mission on GBA is still the definitive Metroid remake. Tight, fast, and it respects your time. Nintendo peaked here.

@MemoryCardFiles Samus better than me. I could never fight hordes of aliens with a massive wedgie the entire time.

@MemoryCardFiles Samus is the woman of all time

@MemoryCardFiles I just realized she’s holding a gun and not a random twig or a piece of the rock

@MemoryCardFiles Funny I was just playing this game about an hour ago

@MemoryCardFiles I played Super Metroid for the first time end to end around 2013, then did the OG. I knew nothing if Zero Mission and played it next. I recognized immediately it was a remake of the OG but was enjoying the updates and changes. I was surprised by and LOVED the Zero Suit ending!

@MemoryCardFiles As a kid at that time, this was awesome

@MemoryCardFiles What is that resolution 😭

@MemoryCardFiles I thought this was a naked blue person

@MemoryCardFiles Man, I loved this game

@MemoryCardFiles I just hope that she looks as good as this in Ravenous

@MemoryCardFiles I’d cut my hand on those pixels.

@MemoryCardFiles I wanted to play this back in 2004 but I kinda forgot about it 😅

@MemoryCardFiles This and metroid fusion were my jam and I still have them

@MemoryCardFiles Samus's butt has always been small unlike the people criticising her look in Metroid Ravenous are implying, and that's how we ALL like it

@MemoryCardFiles The most unfit Samus has ever looked.

@MemoryCardFiles the way zero mission samus is just stranded with her suit busted and still chooses violence immediately is so her. that little crouch before the fight with the pirates lives in my head rent free

@MemoryCardFiles My version is different.

@MemoryCardFiles this shot awoke things

@MemoryCardFiles We used to be a society

@MemoryCardFiles 🍰

@MemoryCardFiles This is unthinkable nowadays

@MemoryCardFiles Insert picture of Gohan with sunglasses here

@MemoryCardFiles 2026 could NEVER.

@MemoryCardFiles “gta 6 can’t be THAT ass”

gta 6:

@MemoryCardFiles one of my fav ever

@MemoryCardFiles gawt damn

@MemoryCardFiles Colors are wrong

@MemoryCardFiles Bootyful and would.