i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed

Genuinely inspirational levels of self-sabotage

a dog just shot and killed kristi noem

Went to Texas Roadhouse and the waitress asked for my pronouns

I’m in Nancy pelosi office cooking

Fox News HQ has been converted into a safe injection site

Don’t forget to check on your racist uncle today ❤️‍🩹

Hey we’re seizing the means of production later if you wanna come

Elon HUSSEIN Musk, you have 48 hours to self-deport to Mars

shut up and dribble

Just dropped my son off at school and they made the kids do a land acknowledgement instead of the pledge of allegiance

They’re feeding JD Vance to feral hogs on MSNBC tomorrow

BREAKING: Nick Fuentes has just converted to Islam

RT @ghoulrunnings: the one million charlie kirks voted blue

In Woke 3 they’re turning all the frogs gay

Touching: Darline Graham honors her brother, the late Lindsey Graham, by finishing on bottom

We smokin on that Grand Old Pack tonight lmfaoooo RIP bozos

Beard or no beard?

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If Texas goes blue I’m quintuple texting her