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Minute Maid Park vs Globe Life Park
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Tampa Bay doesn't need a new stadium. The Rays need to move. Embarrass that you let your stadium be taken over, like this, during the World Series. Move em to Nashville or Charlotte and you won't have to realign divisions.
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Athletes when it's time to accept the vet minimum:
Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man.

“I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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Why are you laying up at 7 feet anyway? Centers are so soft, these days.
Rudy Gobert is shooting 23.1% on layups this season, per @bball_ref
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LSU when they can't play 12 night games a year:
NEW: Lane Kiffin on LSU-Alabama getting the 2:30 p.m. CT slot instead of the night game he expected:

"If someone thinks the SEC wants us to win this year after what’s been going on, they must have just been on Mars the last four months. So I guess when I look at it that way, tps://t.co/biU2Fs2mla
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Tell him to take Jake Meyers with him.
Source: Jason Bell, who served last year as the Astros' Major League field coordinator and outfield coach and had spent a decade with the organization, is leaving the club to join the Major League staff with the Boston Red Sox.
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Don't matter. They all gotta get up for Altuve.
MLB EDITION: Let’s be honest… Babe Ruth walks into this room and wants a seat.

Who’s getting kicked out of theirs? 👀
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If the NBA keeps up with these I juries, we may see Sacramento holding the Larry O'Brien Trophy at the end of the season.
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My GOAT!!!!!
Came back, and came through. 😮‍💨 Congratulations to Yordan Álvarez on being voted the 2026 Players Choice Awards AL Comeback Player and AL Outstanding Player!

@astros
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Just announce MVP, already. @MLBPA @MLB
The accolades keep piling up.

Yordan Alvarez is your @MLBPA AL Most Outstanding Player & AL Comeback Player of the Year!
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Just say you never saw the 2022 Astros and shut the fuck up. Don't let Milwaukee's dismantling of an ass Rays team make you believe some stupid shit.
This Brewers team is far and away the best team of the 2020s
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San Antonio trainers, please be on top of y'all's shit. Please!!!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
The season just started…
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Shameful.
WASHINGTON (AP) — State Department says it will give US visas to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family.
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I knew it.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Me at Super Bowl this February after Bo Nix leads Denver to title number 4.
I see the vision
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One of the main reasons I didn't want San Antonio to trade for Kawhi. Those injuries are crazy and he's only getting older.
Toronto's Kawhi Leonard is expected to miss a period of weeks due to swelling in his left knee, sources tell ESPN. MRI on Leonard's knee showed no structural damage, but sides will use the shorter term to ramp him back up after the stoppages during the offseason.
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Always thought Pat McAfee was a bitch. Then he tries to compare his situation to the Charlie Kirk situation. Be for fucking real. All they wanted was for you to keep your shirt on and not be creepy. Utah shouldn't have apologized.
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I have a conspiracy theory that leagues are ramping up fines to send money to Israel. Especially with the results of midterms being uncertain. Israel's money could be drying up soon, and they'll need another income source. I know, I know. Unc is crazy. Carry on.
Caddix responded Caleb Williams’ $11K NFL fine, saying the Bears QB bought the cleats himself and has no endorsement deal with the brand. The brand will also cover the fine.

📸: Getty via: Linkedin
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Rays are about to be 0-3 in the World Series. Possibly being swept. Never let these regular season merchants on the big stage again. 3 trips to the World Series and 3 Ls. Have some damn pride.
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Not the stripper's monkey, Lord. LMAO!!!!!!!
You guys will never guess who’s on the saxophone..
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In fucking sane.
Holy shit.

Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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