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Ever wish you could skip ahead in time, just to see how it all plays out?
Same.
When something is out of my hands, I find myself wanting to know the ending, even if I canāt change or control the story.
Same.
When something is out of my hands, I find myself wanting to know the ending, even if I canāt change or control the story.
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Iām so happy to be raising an outgoing, friendly daughter.
I never pushed the stranger danger rhetoric. It just didnāt feel right. Sheās been raised to be comfortable talking and connecting to people rather than fear them.
Sheās traveled the world, been to many countries, and makes friends everywhere we go.
Her sweet personality has led us to some incredible experiences.
Love watching her move through the world with confidence, curiosity, and an open heart.
And I hope she never loses that part of herself.
I never pushed the stranger danger rhetoric. It just didnāt feel right. Sheās been raised to be comfortable talking and connecting to people rather than fear them.
Sheās traveled the world, been to many countries, and makes friends everywhere we go.
Her sweet personality has led us to some incredible experiences.
Love watching her move through the world with confidence, curiosity, and an open heart.
And I hope she never loses that part of herself.
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Jessica retweeted
I was losing my faith that people went totally retarded in the USA!
The country I love, and I was so disappointed.
This election now is like a breath of fresh air: so many excellent new senators and governors of all races, backgrounds, and religions. So many females, historic number!
This is what the USA is aboutācolorful and united, not full of hate and division that started in 2015 by someoneās awful rhetoric.
I know the next years will bring more gridlock and a slow, volatile market, but I take it over that madness! God bless America! šŗšø
Good things ahead of us!
The country I love, and I was so disappointed.
This election now is like a breath of fresh air: so many excellent new senators and governors of all races, backgrounds, and religions. So many females, historic number!
This is what the USA is aboutācolorful and united, not full of hate and division that started in 2015 by someoneās awful rhetoric.
I know the next years will bring more gridlock and a slow, volatile market, but I take it over that madness! God bless America! šŗšø
Good things ahead of us!
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I donāt know who needs to hear this, but if youāre driving in coastal South Florida during King Tide, you should avoid flooded streets as much as possible.
The water flooding the streets is saltwater not rainwater, and very bad for your car.
The water flooding the streets is saltwater not rainwater, and very bad for your car.
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You know how email inboxes sort your messages and put promotions and marketing messages into its own folder.
I officially need this feature for my text messages. Marketing and political text messages have become overwhelming.
I officially need this feature for my text messages. Marketing and political text messages have become overwhelming.
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My 8yo daughter came home yesterday, she made the ābest deal of her life!ā
She traded three mid squishes for one rare, and this rare one is worth at least 10 mid according to her.
Her future is looking bright š«āļø
She traded three mid squishes for one rare, and this rare one is worth at least 10 mid according to her.
Her future is looking bright š«āļø
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If this is outdated, then whatās todayās equivalent?
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I donāt get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. Iām not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you donāt do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You donāt need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joeās. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you donāt know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJās and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isnāt there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you canāt imagine not being around all the time. Thatās when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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Anyone else have a loan rate resetting this month?
Well today the 10-year briefly hit 5.34% this morning, its highest level since 2002.
Sigh š®āšØ
Well today the 10-year briefly hit 5.34% this morning, its highest level since 2002.
Sigh š®āšØ
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I recently watched the show I survived a serial killer, and now Iām meeting someone from Craigslist who wants my free office furniture. Wish me luck š³
I need to stop with these shows.
I need to stop with these shows.
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Anyone else go into a little summer-is-over depression? Like, youāve just had the most incredible summer everā¦ and suddenly itās over and youāre back to normal, everyday routine life. š©
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My daughter and I fly a lot, but I canāt earn her miles.
So I opened an AAdvantage account for her. Since sheās under 21, her miles donāt expire. I would guess itās the same for most airlines.
At this rate, she could have hundreds of thousands of miles by the time sheās 21.
So I opened an AAdvantage account for her. Since sheās under 21, her miles donāt expire. I would guess itās the same for most airlines.
At this rate, she could have hundreds of thousands of miles by the time sheās 21.
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My daughter is obsessed with squishy toys and I canāt wait for this trend to be over!
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Jessica retweeted
San Francisco is the best city in the USA if you want to be part of the greatest inventions of our time right now.
Miami is the best city in the USA if youāre already done thinking, or have made your millions, and just want to fugg around, have fun, and save taxes. (Or if you can work from home)
Both I love š
Miami is the best city in the USA if youāre already done thinking, or have made your millions, and just want to fugg around, have fun, and save taxes. (Or if you can work from home)
Both I love š
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Itās tax free month in Florida - that includes laptops and iPads.
Nowās the time if you need one.
Nowās the time if you need one.
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Was on a conference call today with a landscaping company to go over a bid.
Halfway through the call, the guy starts talking negative about the other company who bid job.
Immediately he lost credibility.
Halfway through the call, the guy starts talking negative about the other company who bid job.
Immediately he lost credibility.
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What happened in the Bitcoin world this past week? Over 600 bitcoins stolen from offline wallets. How?! Crazy.
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