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Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
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really dont understand how car alarms are legal
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Sign from the Paris protests.
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always ask "could she be a spy or anything
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Replying to @joshelman
@joshelman my sense is that they played this one smart, and simply compromised someone that Jensen was already in a relationship with
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New England will have zero Republican Senators for the first time since the GOP was founded in the 1850s.
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Using pronouns may have helped this Dana White situation.
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The queso has arrived – it’s just not evenly distributed yet
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Attention all companies: I never want to use your AI assistant on your website. I want to use *my* AI assistant on your website
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The spread of fire ants in the US.

You can thank someone from Mobile, AL for bringing this into our country in 1918.
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I taught it to sing Wonderwall

Chimera looks up pronunciations in CMUdict, falls back to letter-to-sound rules, and turns the resulting sounds into timed gestures that it can reuse for each lyric.

The future is now
I only make serious software
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I recently finished Arsenio Hall's memoir and in the book he described this MC Hammer performance and I had to go back and watch... Man, Hammer used to put on a SHOW, man!
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这是我见过最离谱的保温杯补漆方式……
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Rammstein - Engel (Live in Mexico City 2026)
I have never seen anything like this. A whole new level
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Maybe it was a bad idea bringing my wife to Scotland… she has fallen in love with a stove.. and it looks expensive 😂 Emily Ann Roberts
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Timbaland really came in and saved the drums on kanye’s “stronger” in just 5 minutes after kanye had been struggling with them for months
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I thought he was just hating until they panned down to the shoes 😭
Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit
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Imagine this deer trying to explain this experience to other deer. That deer's friends are NEVER going to believe him about the magic noise fairy he spotted.
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today, November 7, 2026, the shooting of President William McKinley is the exact halfway point of America's history as an independent nation. it happened 45,718 days ago, and 45,718 days after the Declaration of Independence was signed
FLASH: President McKinley has been shot! The man's handkerchief concealed a revolver, which he fired twice into the President's torso. McKinley turns pale, swoons, and is caught by his personal secretary, George Cortelyou.
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Se llama "The Microsoft Sound", dura seis segundos y fue una obra de Brian Eno compuesta por encargo de Microsoft. Lo llamativo del caso fue que lo compuso en una Mac.
You never forget the sound of a Windows PC starting up in the 90's
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I only make serious software
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