On November 5th, 7AM Shanghai time, I will sit on this chair in my $2000 a night Ritz Carlton suite, power-leveling my Druid to level 60 in exactly 10 days, while an endless stream of negronis and carbonara pasta is being delivered into my room.
I then shall farm pre-bis & gold for er 10 days with negronis and carbonara coming in.
And after that, I shall procede to pwn noobs relentlessly for another 15 days until raids are coming out and reach raidlog status, and thus, conclude my 5 week spiritual retreat.
I then shall farm pre-bis & gold for er 10 days with negronis and carbonara coming in.
And after that, I shall procede to pwn noobs relentlessly for another 15 days until raids are coming out and reach raidlog status, and thus, conclude my 5 week spiritual retreat.
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If you are a real sugar daddy, you gotta buy your baby a $20,000
F1 paddock club legend ticket for the Monaco Grand Prix, so she can drink Champaign, eat caviar, woodoven pizza and truffle carbonara and have premium facial spas, while she's watching cars speeding past her for 2 f you can't do that, you ain't a real man.
F1 paddock club legend ticket for the Monaco Grand Prix, so she can drink Champaign, eat caviar, woodoven pizza and truffle carbonara and have premium facial spas, while she's watching cars speeding past her for 2 f you can't do that, you ain't a real man.
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1) Most employees don't know how to use AI effectively
2) The employees who do are sandbagging at work and use the increased productivity to do random hobby bullshit on the side
3) The chad employees keep their AI strats secret from colleagues to not expose their sandbagging
4) AI generates reports in 5 minutes, but the boomer manager still needs 3 days to read them
5) Occasional hallucination can cause the need for expensive backtracking
6) Once you are part of the secret sandbagging cabal it's hard to leave.
You don't want to go back to being a schmuck.
You enjoy getting lazy and secretly playing WoW Forever during work.
2) The employees who do are sandbagging at work and use the increased productivity to do random hobby bullshit on the side
3) The chad employees keep their AI strats secret from colleagues to not expose their sandbagging
4) AI generates reports in 5 minutes, but the boomer manager still needs 3 days to read them
5) Occasional hallucination can cause the need for expensive backtracking
6) Once you are part of the secret sandbagging cabal it's hard to leave.
You don't want to go back to being a schmuck.
You enjoy getting lazy and secretly playing WoW Forever during work.
the negative case against AI gets stronger every day; even Altman admits the problems are very serious with no obvious solution.
the positive case, meanwhile, looks weaker every day. a quote from Apollo’s Torsten Slok:
“Despite massive investments and widespread hype around artificial intelligence, the technology has delivered zero financial payoff to corporate America outside of tech. Revenue per worker is… flat for the S&P 493…. Profit margins are… flat for the S&P 493…. No signs of AI boosting [measured] productivity growth…. Mainstream corporate America is pulling back and starting to view token spending… as a cost center…. Mainstream corporate America does not need the latest model and is unwilling to pay for it. As long as agentic AI and token spending are confined to a small part of the economy, the macroeconomic effects of AI will be very limited.”
apollo.com/wealth/insight…
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People are accusing me of jealousy because I said Emiru looked like she stinks.
No, my Sharingan third-eye just penetrates all illusions and lays bare the naked truth is all.
I transcended materially and spiritually so hard that I literally can't even evoke the feeling of jealousy anymore.
All my third eye now sees is clarity and infinite possible paths to higher cultivation.
Emiru is already pretty and smart.
And she can just take showers and transcend as well.
There's nothing hard about it.
She's a potential queen too.
No, my Sharingan third-eye just penetrates all illusions and lays bare the naked truth is all.
I transcended materially and spiritually so hard that I literally can't even evoke the feeling of jealousy anymore.
All my third eye now sees is clarity and infinite possible paths to higher cultivation.
Emiru is already pretty and smart.
And she can just take showers and transcend as well.
There's nothing hard about it.
She's a potential queen too.
@Linahuaa As much as I want to say this is not true, unfortunately, she publicly admitted to not taking showers at all💔
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Emiru is indeed pretty and I think she very smart too.
She figures out videogames faster than many male streamers.
But I for some reason have the feeling that she doesn't shower much.
I dunno, her hair looks smelly.
My reasoning is that video game streamers have super fried dopamine receptors from all the gaming + chatting + donation notification sounds popping up every few minutes.
They likely have damaged tolerance for routine tasks.
Almost all video game streamers look smelly.
She figures out videogames faster than many male streamers.
But I for some reason have the feeling that she doesn't shower much.
I dunno, her hair looks smelly.
My reasoning is that video game streamers have super fried dopamine receptors from all the gaming + chatting + donation notification sounds popping up every few minutes.
They likely have damaged tolerance for routine tasks.
Almost all video game streamers look smelly.
Emiru is still beautiful even without makeup ❤️
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Yann LeCun's humour is SO bad.
I can't believe what I'm seing.
The comedic timing & flow is off, the analogy isn't clever, and the cherry on top is the triple xD emoji AND self-retweet like this is some kind of masterpiece to be proud of.
If I ever made such a lame joke, I'd be ashalf with a Japanese shortsword while asking someone to decapitate me from behind.
I can't believe what I'm seing.
The comedic timing & flow is off, the analogy isn't clever, and the cherry on top is the triple xD emoji AND self-retweet like this is some kind of masterpiece to be proud of.
If I ever made such a lame joke, I'd be ashalf with a Japanese shortsword while asking someone to decapitate me from behind.
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Plot summary of
Avengers: Doomsday
Act1:
Superhero 1: "The fuck you looking at, bro?"
Superhero 2: "You talking to me?"
Superhero 1: "Yeah, I'm talking to you. You got a problem?"
Superhero 2: "Nah, YOU got a problem?"
Superhero 1: "You wanna fucking go?"
Superhero 2: "Let's fucking go then!"
Act2:
Superhero 3:
"Stop fighting!
You're both Americans and I'm a good guy too."
Superhero 4:
"Right, it's the Russian accent guy who is the bad guy!"
Act 3:
*Big CGI cumblast battle*
Superheroes:
"Who are you behind this mask?"
"Holy FUCK, it's Robert Downey Jr.
But how????"
*Credits*
Post credit scene:
Superhero 48:
"Finally, my time to shine in another 7 years in a sequel that may or may not be cancelled"
Avengers: Doomsday
Act1:
Superhero 1: "The fuck you looking at, bro?"
Superhero 2: "You talking to me?"
Superhero 1: "Yeah, I'm talking to you. You got a problem?"
Superhero 2: "Nah, YOU got a problem?"
Superhero 1: "You wanna fucking go?"
Superhero 2: "Let's fucking go then!"
Act2:
Superhero 3:
"Stop fighting!
You're both Americans and I'm a good guy too."
Superhero 4:
"Right, it's the Russian accent guy who is the bad guy!"
Act 3:
*Big CGI cumblast battle*
Superheroes:
"Who are you behind this mask?"
"Holy FUCK, it's Robert Downey Jr.
But how????"
*Credits*
Post credit scene:
Superhero 48:
"Finally, my time to shine in another 7 years in a sequel that may or may not be cancelled"
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How do companies solve "token jealousy"?
Like, obviously I would give my top Chinese developers most of the pemium Claude API tokens.
While my White developers can use as much DeepSeek API as they want.
The problem is that my employees get jealous or even accuse the company of racism.
But giving every employee the same budget and quality of tokens is economically very inefficient?
Like, obviously I would give my top Chinese developers most of the pemium Claude API tokens.
While my White developers can use as much DeepSeek API as they want.
The problem is that my employees get jealous or even accuse the company of racism.
But giving every employee the same budget and quality of tokens is economically very inefficient?
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Bro, the other day Kyle Anderson, senior backend developer came to me and complained that he of course couldn't compete with Linglong due to being restricted to DeepSeek.
Okay, Kyle.
Here's a $200 Claude Max sub.
You have 1 month time to prove your worth.
But Imma tell you right here, right now:
Linglongs still gonna beat you.
Don't blame DeepSeek, bro.
A true master wins a duel with a wooden sword, he doesn't complain to fucking HR all the time.
Okay, Kyle.
Here's a $200 Claude Max sub.
You have 1 month time to prove your worth.
But Imma tell you right here, right now:
Linglongs still gonna beat you.
Don't blame DeepSeek, bro.
A true master wins a duel with a wooden sword, he doesn't complain to fucking HR all the time.
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Kimi is infamous for having BY FAR the worst limits on their subscription due to their lack of compute.
A Claude $20 sub gives you more usage than a $100 Kimi sub (and a better model)
Yet, in China my friend had to be WAITLISTED to be allowed to sign up for a Kimi sub lol.
Kimi has great writing taste, big model knowledge and great user experience.
Not as great as ChatGPT, but much better than the barebones DeepSeek.
And you can't subscribe to ChatGPT using Chinese credit cards.
So Kimi is probably the overall best daily driver for most Chinese non-coders.
I'm also a Kimi subscriber.
It's my backup model for when my VPN servers are down and I can't use Sol 6.1.
A Claude $20 sub gives you more usage than a $100 Kimi sub (and a better model)
Yet, in China my friend had to be WAITLISTED to be allowed to sign up for a Kimi sub lol.
Kimi has great writing taste, big model knowledge and great user experience.
Not as great as ChatGPT, but much better than the barebones DeepSeek.
And you can't subscribe to ChatGPT using Chinese credit cards.
So Kimi is probably the overall best daily driver for most Chinese non-coders.
I'm also a Kimi subscriber.
It's my backup model for when my VPN servers are down and I can't use Sol 6.1.
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I personally like teachers with extraordinarily high standards.
I remember in highschool I had a history teacher who was like:
"This generation is so low quality.
Students are getting worse and worse.
Y'all are not fit to attend university and become intellectuals"
And she was impress her I went to libraries and read through tons of history books and aimed to think and behave like a professional historian.
In the final exam I scored an A.
The second best exam was a B-.
My history teacher came to me at the graduation ceremony and told me she was proud of me.
She gave me a single compliment during the two years of Leistungskurs I had with her, despite me being the best student in class.
Later I went to a "top university" with elite students from all over the world and I found them all relatively underdeveloped and uncultivated.
I remember in highschool I had a history teacher who was like:
"This generation is so low quality.
Students are getting worse and worse.
Y'all are not fit to attend university and become intellectuals"
And she was impress her I went to libraries and read through tons of history books and aimed to think and behave like a professional historian.
In the final exam I scored an A.
The second best exam was a B-.
My history teacher came to me at the graduation ceremony and told me she was proud of me.
She gave me a single compliment during the two years of Leistungskurs I had with her, despite me being the best student in class.
Later I went to a "top university" with elite students from all over the world and I found them all relatively underdeveloped and uncultivated.
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My favorite female video game protagonist of ALL TIME.
The female player character of Persona 3 Portable.
The character design is crazy good:
She looks cute, but not helpless.
Kind but a little mischievous.
She is a mysterious transfer student who immediately becomes THE e loves.
A top student.
All the guys are into her.
She gets appointed the leader of an after-class demon-hunting squad.
All her dialogue options boil down to:
"Leave it to me."
In combat she summons the devil by shooting herself into her head with a gun.
Metal as fuck.
Despite being eternally optimistic and cute, she solves everyone's problems before sacrificing herself to save the world.
I cried like 32yo men when Vol'jin was killed in WoW: Legion when she died😭😭
I didn't buy Persona 3 Reloaded because these dirty cheap Japanese FUCKS didn't include her in the game.
The female player character of Persona 3 Portable.
The character design is crazy good:
She looks cute, but not helpless.
Kind but a little mischievous.
She is a mysterious transfer student who immediately becomes THE e loves.
A top student.
All the guys are into her.
She gets appointed the leader of an after-class demon-hunting squad.
All her dialogue options boil down to:
"Leave it to me."
In combat she summons the devil by shooting herself into her head with a gun.
Metal as fuck.
Despite being eternally optimistic and cute, she solves everyone's problems before sacrificing herself to save the world.
I cried like 32yo men when Vol'jin was killed in WoW: Legion when she died😭😭
I didn't buy Persona 3 Reloaded because these dirty cheap Japanese FUCKS didn't include her in the game.
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