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Bought a used Charles Bukowski book and the best part are the notes in the margins from a woman who clearly was having none of this shit.
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I swear to god if this is how WWIII starts…
Jimothy, the deformed Ballard raccoon turned national celebrity, has reportedly been receiving death threats. kiro7.com/news/local/jim…
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I hate that I’ve felt this way before and have been disappointed, but fuck it
FLIP THE COURRRRTS!!!
FLIP THE COURRRRTS!!!
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When you’re a bougie boss bitch but you have sciatica
Rather than looking at the jewellery, I'm trying to figure out the angle of this model's posture.
Who thought this pic was a good idea?
Tyaani Jewellery by Karan Johar.Community noteThe image appears AI-generated. Detectors flag this exact photo at high confidence, and it closely resembles a real D'yne Jewellery shot with altered ring and details.
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I dreamt of the apocalypse last night. Looking across the ocean, the last words I heard before a massive tsunami of fire engulfed me was my elderly coworker telling me she just learned to rap. I felt no pain.
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In a totally separate dream, I was on clean-up duty after a group camping trip and Marc Maron wouldn’t let me throw anything away because he wanted to save all the wrapping paper. Somehow this was about my mom.
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Since Kalshi allows us to bet on the midterms, is there an option to put money on whether nuclear war starts tomorrow, or would that be crossing a line?
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Every year I totally roach my sense of smell, barf in my mouth, and give myself a migraine picking out holiday candles and every year I CRUSH IT
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Shout out to the *multiple* houses on my block who give out potatoes on Halloween.
And who limit them to one per kid.
And who limit them to one per kid.
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