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@TANUKI69696969e an analogy:
Imagine a bunch of activists vegans take over a McDonalds and replace all the burgers with Impossible Burgers. All the other vegans, of which there are not many, loudly celebrate.
The shareholders who own McDonalds barely care or notice. McDonalds is a golden goose; all it doesn’t make money. On paper, the change makes sense: vegan burgers allow MORE people to spend their money at McDonalds.
Regular people stop buying burgers at McDonalds.
McDonalds closes due to lack of sales.
The vegans can’t figure out why it happened and think it’s because the average burger enjoyer hates them and that that hate comes
from a place of ignorance.
We just don’t want to eat your shitty burgers.
Imagine a bunch of activists vegans take over a McDonalds and replace all the burgers with Impossible Burgers. All the other vegans, of which there are not many, loudly celebrate.
The shareholders who own McDonalds barely care or notice. McDonalds is a golden goose; all it doesn’t make money. On paper, the change makes sense: vegan burgers allow MORE people to spend their money at McDonalds.
Regular people stop buying burgers at McDonalds.
McDonalds closes due to lack of sales.
The vegans can’t figure out why it happened and think it’s because the average burger enjoyer hates them and that that hate comes
from a place of ignorance.
We just don’t want to eat your shitty burgers.
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I wrote a new piece about women’s rights and whether or not I want trans people dead. (Spoiler: I don’t)👇
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French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By buff.ly/Rm4J3se
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Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again buff.ly/qYBinZv
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The best satire of all begins with a grain of truth.
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> be me, a lifelong DC fan
> Green Lantern flops and immediately kills plans for extended universe
> Snyder writes like an edgy 14 year old, makes Batman use guns, then gets fired after 2 1/2 movies
> with a few exceptions, everything after is either mid or complete slop
> The Flash becomes oin movie history
> Joker 2 is a literal middle finger to all DC fans
> The Rock randomly tries to coup and take over DC from within
> James Gunn is hired and says he’s starting over before all the old universe movies are even out (but not really because whatever he likes is actually staying)
> Literally no one watches Creature Commandos, the technical start to the new universe
> Superman is ok, but just ok isn’t great for the true start of a cinematic universe
> Supergirl, the second movie in the universe, somehow flops harder than The Flash
> Gunn announces a fucking Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd parody show where they break into song like High School Musical
> Lanterns is such a disgusting, horrible, insulting, borderline evil character assassination of the entire Green Lantern mythos that it somehow makes the 2011 movie look like a masterpiece
> The Batman part II delayed to 2087
> the third film in the universe is a low budget psychological horror movie about a C tier Batman villain
Im tired man…
> Green Lantern flops and immediately kills plans for extended universe
> Snyder writes like an edgy 14 year old, makes Batman use guns, then gets fired after 2 1/2 movies
> with a few exceptions, everything after is either mid or complete slop
> The Flash becomes oin movie history
> Joker 2 is a literal middle finger to all DC fans
> The Rock randomly tries to coup and take over DC from within
> James Gunn is hired and says he’s starting over before all the old universe movies are even out (but not really because whatever he likes is actually staying)
> Literally no one watches Creature Commandos, the technical start to the new universe
> Superman is ok, but just ok isn’t great for the true start of a cinematic universe
> Supergirl, the second movie in the universe, somehow flops harder than The Flash
> Gunn announces a fucking Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd parody show where they break into song like High School Musical
> Lanterns is such a disgusting, horrible, insulting, borderline evil character assassination of the entire Green Lantern mythos that it somehow makes the 2011 movie look like a masterpiece
> The Batman part II delayed to 2087
> the third film in the universe is a low budget psychological horror movie about a C tier Batman villain
Im tired man…
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This right here
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In brightest day and blackest night, he will let evil escape your site.
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Destroying Star Wars was hard work folks.
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Hokies, we need you to bring an unbelievable energy and your loudest voice to make life miserable for the Pitt Panthers Friday's night. Let's create the best home field advantage in America. 4QT's of chaos!!! #LGH
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