"My uncle invented radar, can you believe it?"
No Donald, I can't, because he didn't. However, your uncle was a clever man. You just got the surname - and a chronically inflated ego, along with verbal diarrhoea.
No Donald, I can't, because he didn't. However, your uncle was a clever man. You just got the surname - and a chronically inflated ego, along with verbal diarrhoea.
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Jonathan Pie retweeted
Everyone dresses up as something scary for Halloween, so I'm coming as this year's Budget.
The End of the World According to Jonathan Pie, Eventim Apollo, 30–31 Oct.
JonathanPie.com/londonlive
The End of the World According to Jonathan Pie, Eventim Apollo, 30–31 Oct.
JonathanPie.com/londonlive
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Cost of living through the roof, NHS on its knees, and the Scottish Greens' big conference debate is whether your mortgage lender should recognise a throuple.
Scottish Green activists push for legal recognition of polyamory trib.al/11BrUjn
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The Conservatives are promising 50,000 new prison places. To put this into perspective, this is the same party that managed a net increase of about 500 in fourteen years.
Criminals should be behind bars, not released early because prisons are full.
We have a plan to build 50,000 new prison places and end Labour’s early release.
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First Saville and now this!
Fury as BBC Breakfast presenters fail to wear poppies despite launch of annual Poppy Appeal - unlike their ITV and Sky rivals trib.al/kPBOQ1C
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Andy Burnham's 'looking at' scrapping the gas standing charge, the £108 a year you pay for the privilege of being connected to a bill. In Westminster, 'looking at' means roughly the same as when your landlord said it about the damp you reported in 2023.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he's looking at removing standing charges from gas bills after the approval of Jackdaw gas field
#PMQs
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The Reformer's crossword alone will be worth the wait.
14 Down: Typical Reform candidate, anagram of "arctic nuts" (6, 4).
14 Down: Typical Reform candidate, anagram of "arctic nuts" (6, 4).
Do you trust the mainstream media to tell it like it is? We certainly don't.
That's why our very own paper, the Reformer, will be hitting your doorstep soon. 🗞
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Everyone dresses up as something scary for Halloween, so I'm coming as this year's Budget.
The End of the World According to Jonathan Pie, Eventim Apollo, 30–31 Oct.
JonathanPie.com/londonlive
The End of the World According to Jonathan Pie, Eventim Apollo, 30–31 Oct.
JonathanPie.com/londonlive
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Jonathan Pie retweeted
Halloween weekend tickets available at:
jonathanpie.com/londonlive/
jonathanpie.com/londonlive/
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You can spend Halloween staying in with the lights off avoiding trick-or-treaters, or you can spend it watching a slightly dishevelled middle-aged man in a suit having a breakdown live on a stage in Hammersmith. Your choice.
Tickets: JonathanPie.com/londonlive
Tickets: JonathanPie.com/londonlive
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Halloween weekend tickets available at:
jonathanpie.com/londonlive/
jonathanpie.com/londonlive/
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Nobody's ever been prouder of passing a test designed to check whether you're still alive.
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You can spend Halloween staying in with the lights off avoiding trick-or-treaters, or you can spend it watching a slightly dishevelled middle-aged man in a suit having a breakdown live on a stage in Hammersmith. Your choice.
Tickets: JonathanPie.com/londonlive
Tickets: JonathanPie.com/londonlive
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