Scene: Sushi restaurant with my boyfriend.
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Me: Do you have any very spicy sauce?
Server: Would Sriracha be okay?
Me: I want to regret existence.
Server: Let me see what we can do.
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Me: Do you have any very spicy sauce?
Server: Would Sriracha be okay?
Me: I want to regret existence.
Server: Let me see what we can do.
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Y’ALL IT IS 12:30 AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.
Why was this alert blasted to all of San Antonio?!?
Why was this alert blasted to all of San Antonio?!?
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If yall are going to send out an alert when I’m in bed, it better be because:
Aliens have landed
COVID-25 suddenly exists
Or there are free tacos somewhere.
Aliens have landed
COVID-25 suddenly exists
Or there are free tacos somewhere.
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As a gay man, this is not what I expected when someone said we were entering a Bear Market.
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When the penguins of the Heard and McDonald Islands hear they’ve been hit with tariffs.
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Suddenly, all the drama over taxation, tariffs, and trade routes in Star Wars Episode 1 makes sense.
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About 250 people gathered outside San Antonio City Hall on Monday as part of President’s Day Protests held nationwide.
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Taco Palenque on San Pedro is slapping on that 50¢ egg surcharge for breakfast tacos. 😭
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I may not be in my 40s yet … but I imagine it’s going to be hard to have a mid-life crisis when the past ten years have been one crisis after the next. 🥴
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Joey Palacios - Texas Public Radio retweeted
'We have been waiting 18 years': Joy as Thailand legalises same-sex marriage bbc.in/3E0YVVi
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