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I'm hearing a lot of people talking about these foreign invaders. They say "Jim, these are very bad people. We need to do something about these bad, they're very bad actors, these people." They come over to our beautiful WoW Forever. They try to change it, make it like the place homesick. If I were homesick, I'd go home.

They come over here, make their little suggestions. "Boo hoo, there aren't enough flight paths." "Waahh I can't teleport to dungeons." "I can't talk to people. I'm scared!" "What do you mean I can't just buy gold from CHINA?" You think Thrall's going to stop this? Him? He's too busy being PUSSY whipped by Jaina Proudmoore. Frankly it's embarrassing.

They're calling it "Retail". Can you believe this? "Retail". They say it's the gayest experience. Their own fans say this. Frankly it's extremely gay. They would never say this about my game, WoW Forever, but these Retail players... They're tremendously gay, if you can believe this.

Folks, we're Making Azeroth Great Again, and frankly we can't get these invaders out of here fast enough. Send 'em back to Retail! Send them right over to Retail and let them kiss each other or whatever they do over there. I don't care, but it's where they belong. We're going to send them all back. It's terrific, we're going to fix this country and we're going to send them all back.
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🚨 Attention Mudsharks 🚨
This is how normal people see your hideous offspring.
Beyaz silikonun üzerine bırakılan tek parça siyah pigmentin endüstriyel merdaneler arasında karıştırılarak homojen hâle getirildiği üretim süreci.
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Conversation with my wife earlier today:

Wife: "So when is your woodworking project actually going to be done?"

Me: "Probably by next weekend."

Wife: "But you said you were going to finish it this weekend."

Me: "Yeah, I'll be finishing it tomorrow."

Wife: "So it'll be done No, not for another week."

Wife: "But you said you'd be finished with it tomorrow."

Me: "No I didn't. When did I say that?"

Wife: "You said you'd finish it tomorrow."

Me: "Yeah, I'll finish it tomorrow. I just need to sand it down first and then I'll finish it. It won't take long."

Wife: "Ok, so it'll be done tomorrow?"

Me: "Tomorrow? No. How could it be done tomorrow? It'll take at least a few days"

Wife: "But you'll finish it tomorrow."

Me: "Yeah, exactly."

Wife: "That doesn't make any sense."

Me: "What doesn't make sense?"

Wife: "You're going to finish it next weekend?"

Me: "No, I'm going to finish it tomorrow."

Wife: "And then it'll be finished?"

Me: "Well, yeah."

Wife: "So it'll be finished tomorrow."

Me: "No, it will be finished next weekend."

Wife: "Ugh. I just want you to finish this project."

Me: "Yeah, I'm finishing it tomorrow!"

Wife: "Can you please just finish it soon?"

Me: "I AM FINISHING IT TOMORROW."

Wife: "WHEN WILL IT BE FINISHED?"

Me: "NEXT WEEKEND."

Wife: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"
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Jim Strabo retweeted
Moon Landing 🌚🇺🇸
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Let's fix this, fellas
Since late 2024, "protect your videos" has been missing in X's browser GUI for me. It is a bug with my account, not a browser cache problem. X engineers, please fix this.
@singhai @elonmusk @dinkin_flickaa @benjitaylor @michaelo @nikitabier @tblckn
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Taking your kids trick or treating and realizing you’re at Hoe Math’s house.
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Kissing my wife after spending the day with her sister
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If I read more than the first sentence of this post, I'd probably agree with what Marty is saying. Read it and let me know what I think.
Since people are asking, this is why the Democrats will lose the midterms massively:

1. Funding
a. You may recall once USAID was shutdown, DNC funding plummeted to basically nothing after having 100's of millions of dollars to spend. This is because, via money laundering networks, the entire DNC platform was paid for by yours and my taxpayer dollars. If this is hard to believe for you, or you think that "no way they would do that, that's illegal", then I want to burst your bubble. They were absolutely doing it. You may recall networks like the BBC in the UK shutting down because USAID was no longer funding it.
They were paying people to campaign. They were paying for ads. They were paying people to vote. They were paying people to chase ballots. They were paying to transport mail in ballots. They were paying for printing mail in ballots.
You will never have proof of this, I'm afraid. You can say I'm making it up all you want. And you are correct. I'm intuiting this 100% on vibes. This is all I need. If it looks, quacks, and walks like a duck, then it is.
b. The shrinking of the federal work force, especially the department of education, drastically reduced the people on government payroll able to work elections for the democrats. You may recall the article about Trump "wiping out the black middle class." You think those people were being paid to do valuable work? You think HR harpies and women working from home were being paid to do anything of value? No. The federal government had been turned into a DEI jobs program and these workers were more than happy to get people out and voting for the people who employed them. That's how government works in every communist third world shithole and that's what was happening here.

2. Election Fraud
a. Dominion machines were proven to be hacked by DOGE. Everyone knew the vote counts were being changed (ya bro I promise, every election in key states is like 50/50 except for these last minute ballots at 2am that are totally legit and bump it up to 50.1/49.9 in favor of the dems, I don't make the rules) via dominion machines. DOGE verified the hacking from China thru Venezuela. That's one of the main reasons we went and captured Maduro. The dominion machines have since been purchased by Scott Leiendecker, who is a right wing affiliate. In other words, we own the main method of cheating now.
b. Despite the SAVE Act being blocked by congress, the admin has still sent polls watchers to make sure the elections are secure at the polls. Additionally, and this method was proven extremely effective at combatting fraud in 2024, the Trump team has networks of lawyers set up to catch and prosecute election fraud. They threw a ton of people in jail for cheating during the 2024 election. Additionally, despite the lies, slander, hate, and betrayal by people like Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson (and additionally, literal bots networks from turd world countries running controlled opposition) against Erika Kirk and TPUSA following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, TPUSA saw a massive influx of young Americans getting involved in politics. They are poll watching, chasing ballots, and educating the public on real issues. They were extremely effective in 2024, and will be more effective now.
c. Deportations. If you are a controlled opposition bot, this isn't for you. And I realize many of you panicans don't believe this at all, so kindly just save both of us time and fuck off. But mass deportations are happening, both for legal and illegal immigrants. All the data supports it. The democrats main voter base is immigrants. They know they can't vote. And despite the claim that they aren't and never were, pressure from the Trump admin has gotten people like Mamdani and Newsome to openly run campaigns and lawfare against the federal government in defense of migrants illegally voting. We went from "no they never vote" to "we need to protect their right to vote!" The optics are terrible, and with the Democrat news networks panicking and spreading rumors about ICE watching polls, everyone now knows immigrants are voting illegally.
The immigrants themselves are terrified to. They are scared to go outside. They are living in fear. Their entire social media feeds are videos of people being chased down and thrown into vans by ICE. Their algo is a constant flow of propaganda telling them the Gestapo is walking the streets hunting them. They are scared to go to the polls. Between this and actual deportations, there is going to be a massive shortfall in democrat turnout for the elections. And with legal and illegal immigration being cracked down on, only the windows to get into the country rapidly evaporating, the left will continue to have fewer and fewer voters.

3. Culture and the Overton Window
a. The right is totally dominant culturally. Two years ago you would be publicly ruined for even saying anything mildly racist like "I don't want to be replaced in my own country." This viewpoint is now the mainstream. The overton window has shifted to far right that we are in an unrecognizable world. Real, on-the-ground results will take time, but things are changing. And it's changing in such a way that democrats know they can't appeal to their usual voter base, immigrants, with things like "we'll give you free healthcare if you vote for us." They actually campaigned on it and have admitted to it, and even democrats are thinking "wait, why am I paying so much for healthcare but this guy gets it for free?" The democrats have switched to trying to appeal to the moderate AMERICAN voter. They're not running the "free HRT for every boy and girl" playbook anymore. They know that "woke 1 was crazy" and they were perceived as lunatics by the average American voter.
What does this tell us? That right wing populism is the future. That people want more of what they're getting. That the average voter has been fed up with how it is and wants more change and for a healthy country. Our ideas, specifically poasted by us (my treasured mutuals) are popular with the public, and the admin has run with them. We are dominant culturally. And THAT is who the democrats are now trying to appeal to. People who are still a little uncomfortable with how things are now. People who want a future for their kids but aren't quite fine mass deportations. They aren't worried about the radicals, they are worried about getting the medium voter to abandon Trump.
b. People want strong leaders and they want a strong country. Trump is giving us that. For the first time in decades we are bombing this hell out of our enemies. We are getting warkino unlike anything before, and 4k videos of retards smuggling fentanyl into our country being hit by hellfire missiles. Our border is secure. Our military is powerful throughout the globe. People love this. They want more of this. This is why you see so many attacks on Hegseth from the left and Euros, because he is the quintessential American general. He is strong. He is making our military great again. We aren't losing fights, and we aren't apologizing for winning. And people will vote for more of that. They remember the Afghanistan pull out. They remember Benghazi.
Additionally, between the tariffs and USAID, Trump reoriented the global social contract to go from USA -> subsidizing the existence of the world, to everyone in the world -> living at the behest of the US. We aren't destroying our economy and infrastructure and cities to benefit literally anyone but Americans anymore. It's the other way around. This is good, and people like it. While it's effects will take some time to be fully felt, and it is painful, long term it will pave the way for our Children to have a home again.

That's just a few things. I'm short on time so I will cut off here.
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If democracy is what brought us here, then what use was democracy?
Help get @AbdulElSayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.

Get involved and help at abdulforsenate.com/vote
go.abdulforsenate.com

We know how much it matters to live in a country where our here the law applies equally to everyone, and where the majority can’t just decide that some people don’t deserve the same freedoms. The safety and freedom we’ve found in America didn’t happen by accident. They exist because of democracy. And protecting democracy means protecting Jewish safety, too.

We know what happens when those protections start to break down. When courts are weakened, elections are undermined, and people lose equal protection under the law, minorities are often the first to pay the price. Jews have seen this throughout our history. It’s one of the reasons so many of our families sought refuge in democratic countries.

That’s why I find it so alarming to see what’s happening right now. When masked government agents are taking people off the streets and citizens are being shot in public, we should all be worried about where things are headed. As Jews, we know that when a government starts targeting certain groups of people, no one should assume they’re safe from what comes next.

Mike Rogers has chosen to align himself with a movement that is willing to attack our democracy. He stood with Trump and refused to accept the results of the 2020 election. And now we’re seeing what happens when a political movement treats the rights and dignity of certain people as disposable. For Jews, these things should set off alarm bells.

Jewish safety is tied to the health of our democracy. We can’t protect one without protecting the other. And in this Senate race, Abdul is the candidate who understands that and is willing to fight for it.

#abdulelsayed #democracy #jewish #midterms
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We need to get Indians off the internet IMMEDIATELY
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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“What was your biggest impact on the Internet?”

Do I even need to say it?
When my wife asks if I think her younger sister is more attractive than her (She is).
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Jim Strabo retweeted
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JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
Community note
This is NOT Palmer's company at all, his company Anduril is only supplying the tech for the dogs, and this is a wholly owed Collosal entiity
x.com/palmerluckey/s…
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India's top IT guy trying to come up with a new password for the entire internet
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Replying to @JimStrabo
Credit for the video goes to @psychostick. Give these guys a follow!
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Update, you dumb bitch?
BioWare supports trans rights, women's rights, and bodily autonomy. Diversity, equity, and inclusion are a cornerstone for our studio and games. We don't consider these human rights up for debate.
Gary McKay, BioWare General Manager
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I'm very excited to finally hit 5,000 followers! I just need 245,000 more by next week so I can pay my mortgage, so please tell your friends. Thanks, everyone 😉
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The best part of Halloween is having sex with my wife while she wears the spooky mask I bought for trick-or-treating. Rather than buying one this year, I've decided that I will fashion a homemade mask, using a photo of her sister.
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Buying my sister-in-law nothing but McDonald's gift cards this year so I can die like Giles Corey
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Jim Strabo retweeted
Bukele should nukele Haiti.
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The best part of a road trip is gas station chili dogs and that fancy toilet paper they always have that turns red when you're done wiping.
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I'm not much of a comics guy, but I've always found myself enthralled by Mystique from X-Men. A woman who could change her appearance completely at will would open up a world of possibilities for me, and I can't help but wonder what it would be like if my wife had such abilities. tor would be my own imagination, and finally I would not be constrained by the her aging flesh. She would of course indulge me in my most imaginative fantasies, altering contour, texture, and shape to appease my every desire.

I imagine the anticipation building as she leans in close to my ear, whispering of exotic and otherworldly appearances that she yearns to try on for me. An infinite wardrobe of possibilities tailored to fulfil my deepest appetites. I lock eyes and gaze into her, hoping to catch a glimpse of that burning spark the moment it gutters and dies out as it has a thousand times before, as I tell her yet again to make herself look like her sister.
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