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Italian farmhouse architecture has me in a chokehold. Simple yet elegant.
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You're dating girls who drink Guinness on purpose. Did you really think you'd win that fight? Lakini young lads make me happy 😂
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Real maturity is landing in Nairobi, handling your business, and slipping out quietly. No word to anyone. A younger me yesterday would've posted a cryptic hint on IG with Chris Brown's "Back to Sleep" playing, hoping the right person caught it.
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Hayawi, hayawi, huwa!
In this war, you're either with us or you're not. Many of you enjoy your freedom in Nrb without remembering that someone has to do the hard, ugly work that protects it. Comfort has made you entitled, and entitlement has made you forget who paid for it.
In this war, you're either with us or you're not. Many of you enjoy your freedom in Nrb without remembering that someone has to do the hard, ugly work that protects it. Comfort has made you entitled, and entitlement has made you forget who paid for it.
BREAKING: An Alshabaab ambush along the Mandera–Arabia Road has left eight people dead, including five engineers, two Kenya Police Reservists (KPRs), and a driver.
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We need to get on WeChat and tell the Chinese raia. They might shame their government.
Bar talk says it's because the Japanese make treasury open an account in Japan and they pay the contractors etc directly. So no room for inflated costs and such things.
Chinese are willing to dance to any song you play.
#Allegedly
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Jamani Senje, Tapas ulisumbua wababa hadi management had you banned😂. Sasa kwa TL unataka kupita na mubaba yupi?
Lakini ulisumbua sana, usirudi nyumbani kaa tu uko
Lakini ulisumbua sana, usirudi nyumbani kaa tu uko
Filling the gap that has been left: can someone say arbitrage?!
#NoKúgeriaMani
#OOTD I am gon show you what I’m wearing today (x3)
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Mambo ya serikali ni ngumu.
Hard knocks teach you a alot. The executive, the legislature, and the judiciary are all cut from the same cloth. I do not wish to be the bearer of bad news, but in my experience they will lead you around in circles, so keep your expectations low.
Hard knocks teach you a alot. The executive, the legislature, and the judiciary are all cut from the same cloth. I do not wish to be the bearer of bad news, but in my experience they will lead you around in circles, so keep your expectations low.
Give it to Justice Alexandar Muteti! He is invoking the Amparo rule. Hawa watakipata
#FreeAbshir
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I wish you all could visit Isiolo, Garissa or Moyale and see the sex trade there firsthand. I can tell you Kisumu & Mombasa are babies by comparison. By the way, there is a stereotype within their community that any unmarried or single woman is a "harlot."
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An NIS officer & a MI officer have been named, and summoned to appear in person before court. Kenya, you never disappoint. I can bet both agencies will simply shrug and say, "Who? Never heard of them." I want this kind of drama.
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Termites wrecked the slats & rails on my guest bed. It's a beautiful engraved Swahili hardwood bed,but Kenya fundis ni Mikora.I don't get it. I gave them plenty of lumber, & the bed has great sentimental value I harvested the wood myself from Boni Forest in 2012. Made it in Witu
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This could be Chapati Mistress getting the spotlight, but God works in sus ways that are beyond us.. He sends rain on the evil and the good alike.
🍕 A guy in San Diego makes pizza in an ordinary home oven. Now 3,500 people are on the waiting list
No restaurant, no professional pizza oven, and no delivery. Just a guy named AJ, his home kitchen, and pizzas that sell out in less than a minute.
Customers are limited to one only if they're lucky enough to secure a spot.
While the pizza is baking, AJ sends customers updates at every stage, so they can time their arrival and pick it up fresh out of the oven. There's no delivery — you have to collect it yourself.
His recipe is unusual, too. Originally from the East Coast, AJ combines crispy New York-style pizza with the traditions of New Haven, Connecticut. Sourdough crust, signature charred edges — and thousands of people eager to try it.
Apparently, you don't even need to open a pizzeria to run a successful pizza business.
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I went to a National school, bana. I don't joke . I have friends at KeNHA, and the DG plays golf with Papa. Of course, I had to remind him how ong'ong'o that mama was. He just folded and didn't say a word, because I'd sue the hell out of him if he tried using the same route as me
I sure hope you told them they can't use the same route as you.
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Hii siku karibu wamalize wakwitu
You guys refuse to aknowlege that the fact that you are close to a permanent water source is a contributing factor
The others are not lazy. Just disadvantaged. The government then ignored this for close to 50 years and this can't be turned around in 10 years lol
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You guys refuse to aknowlege that the fact that you are close to a permanent water source is a contributing factor
The others are not lazy. Just disadvantaged. The government then ignored this for close to 50 years and this can't be turned around in 10 years lol
The others are not lazy. Just disadvantaged. The government then ignored this for close to 50 years and this can't be turned around in 10 years lol
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Do you see any fat person in that line up?
𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗦𝗨𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗞𝗔𝗦𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗜, 𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗜
Officers from Kasarani Sub-County have arrested seven individuals suspected of involvement in phone-snatching incidents within Kasarani and its environs.
The ed during an operation targeting areas identified as crime hotspots, including Hunters, Garage, Maji Mazuri, Clay City, Red Soil and Gituamba. Two motorcycles believed to have been used in the commission of the offences were also recovered.
The suspects were escorted to Kasarani Police Station, where they are in custody pending processing and arraignment in court.
The National Police Service commends members of the public for their continued cooperation in supporting crime prevention, and urges anyone with information on criminal activities to report to the nearest police station or through the emergency lines 999, 911,or #FichuaKwaDCI on 0800 722 203; or WhatsApp on 0709 570 000.
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I will never judge these men, for I have not walked in their shoes, nor felt the weight that pushed them to the edge. Great men have fallen before, even those once crowned with the Lord's favor. Who am I to cast a stone? I have nothing to my name. I am just a simple man.
This is what I meant when I was writing this post. You are not a man until you tame and control your sexual desires juu you become a slave. Your lust becomes your downfall. Sex is a big spycraft tool x.com/ChegeVic_254/s…
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I am looking for a referral to Lights Academy. If you are a parent at the school, kindly DM.
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