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Here's what I've been up to, writing-wise. If you want some lighthearted but deeply earnest reading, take a gander! Besides raising my kids, writing gives me more of a sense of purpose than anything. It feels like a gift every day, being able to share my little mini-memoirs.
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Let me know if you give any of these a read! I'd be honored if you took the time. My favorites are "We Are Wide Awake Now" (about my #1 band on earth), "Sunday Boggy Sunday" (about⚽️ in a monsoon), and "Scents & Scents Ability" (partly because I'm proud of myself for that pun).
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I had already made my peace with writing off the GOP as viable until 2040. But they voted for Jim Jordan to be their new leader? JIM JORDAN?!
Make it 2050.
Make it 2050.
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How is it possible that Glen Hansard
is not with us anymore? Just gone
from the face of the earth?
Of all the songwriters who died young,
Hansard is among my very favorite.
is not with us anymore? Just gone
from the face of the earth?
Of all the songwriters who died young,
Hansard is among my very favorite.
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NFL teams that are having a fire sale (or at least functionally giving up on the season) before the trade deadline:
🏈 Tennessee Titans
🏈 Indianapolis Colts
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles
🏈 Los Angeles Chargers
🏈 Tennessee Titans
🏈 Indianapolis Colts
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles
🏈 Los Angeles Chargers
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“The Fielder Method” episode of The Rehearsal might be the single craziest piece of television I’ve ever seen. Truly jaw-dropping. Meta doesn’t even begin to describe it. Nathan Fielder is a (possibly psychotic) genius.
Who has seen it, or any of The Rehearsal or Nathan For You?
Who has seen it, or any of The Rehearsal or Nathan For You?
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"Thank you, Madam Chair" is one of the best deadpan mic-drop smackdowns ever. And mad props to the dude who got righteously angry and stood up for Sarah McBride. What a maddening but glorious clip!
BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Sarah McBride just flipped the script and left MAGA Rep. Keith Self speechless after he intentionally misgendered her. This is amazing.
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I used to love this place. On days like today, I hate it with my whole body and my entire soul. It's so clear that what was once a fun place has become a genuine cauldron of venom and bile and the legitimately most malevolent voices on the internet.
So sad that Elon ruined it.
So sad that Elon ruined it.
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It's not shocking, I guess, that on a site like this there are many saying this is made-up. I promise you it's not. Feel free to, even briefly, peruse my 15-year feed to prove unequivocally that I'm real & what I write about is legit. I never once made up a story on social media.
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I got QTed by Merriam-Webster, you guys.
My whole life has been building to this.
I need to call Mom. She'll be so proud!
My whole life has been building to this.
I need to call Mom. She'll be so proud!
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Nobody.
Is.
Transing.
The.
Kids.
Please stop lying in order
to score culture-war points.
Is.
Transing.
The.
Kids.
Please stop lying in order
to score culture-war points.
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Aaaaand the bad-faith culture warriors are out en masse, pretending to believe (or actually being misled to believe) that public schools & progressive parents want to make kids trans -- rather than just trying to understand & support kids.
I'm tired. As tired as this argument.
I'm tired. As tired as this argument.
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My latest piece, in which I announce my birthday month, is about how announcing one's birthday month is ridiculous.
(You'll have to check it out if you're curious why I included a 1983 picture of my dear mom & me.)
Link in bio. Enjoy the read!
(You'll have to check it out if you're curious why I included a 1983 picture of my dear mom & me.)
Link in bio. Enjoy the read!
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I feel good that I don’t use Spotify and never have. Screw those guys. (I use Bandcamp and Tidal instead.)
The only way to stop this madness is to decide not support this madness.
The only way to stop this madness is to decide not support this madness.
Dear @Spotify
Stop doing crap like this. You are actively destroying music and the creation of it. You don’t love music. You don’t even like it. All you care about is money. I hope this is your downfall.
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2 of the best SNL Weekend Update guest impressions of the century:
• Jeremy Culhane as Elon Musk
• Jeremy Culhane as Tucker Carlson
• Jeremy Culhane as Elon Musk
• Jeremy Culhane as Tucker Carlson
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This is staggeringly direct & incisive.
I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points.
(clip via @DropSiteNews)
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