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✨ Get to know Jennifer Lee Rossman: a thread ✨

First, I am an author and editor of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror. Find my work here:
jenniferleerossman.blogspot.com/p/my-work.html
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Quark on a smoke break like:
cant have shit on ds9 because what if odo is your table lamp
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What if there was a dating service that matched you up with someone with similar smelling farts, and what if it was called fHeart
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Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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I've always thought Mississippi kinda looks like Carl from the Simpsons
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Today they responded almost immediately, and sat closer on a tree branch looking at me

My new goal in life is to have a junco sit on my wheelchair with me
I'm playing bird calls in my yard and not only are the juncos responding, they are swooping back-and-forth getting closer each time

Am I making friends or about to be attacked?
allaboutbirds.org/guide/Dark-eye…
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yesterday the very first person to come up to me at the polls was this woman who needed help voting because she has a bandaged finger and I’m like yeah of course! did you have an accident? (just making conversation) and she goes on to say that actually in september she was doing
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I love Paul Anka Gilmore guy
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Also he dances like a cartoon white person but that's besides the point
I was stressed out today so my partner did the thriller dance until I smiled❤️
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Pope Leo and Bob Dylan look like they're starring in an early '90s CBS drama in which two priests - one by the book and one who does things his own way - try to solve mysteries in their seemingly sleepy Midwestern town that hides a seedy underbelly.
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I know I typically make single line art. Unfortunately, for this drawing, I had to use 3 lines. (Blame Alaska and Hawaii)

I did my best to separate states using gaps

Ironically, this 3 line drawing will be the cover to my single line US States illustration book

#singlelineart
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I was stressed out today so my partner did the thriller dance until I smiled❤️
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Well the woke left did it. Day 1 and they already put estrogen in my Vaporeon. She only responds to Slayporeon now.
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Very pretty sunset in the park today
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SURVEY PARTICIPANTS NEEDED:
mental mechanisms and COVID

a mutual of mine is conducting a survey for her final thesis toward her master's degree and asked me to spread the word. takes ≈15 minutes. help raise awareness and contribute to broader covid research!

link below ↘️
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In case you thought I was at all normal in real life, my partner just sent me a shirtless picture and I replied

"NIP NOP🫵🏻"
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Wonton says she hopes everyone did their civic duty and went out and voted for her to be president princess of the entire world
@feederofcats Could we get a Tonton photo for election night 🥺
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oh, and for future reference? "my one vote doesn't matter"-- tell that to the mississippi candidate that lost by 12
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RT @AsToldBySandy: This is what we mean by being neutral always leans on the side of the oppressor.
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by simply removing one apostrophe from the common idiom "the lion's share", you'll find you've written a lovely piece of microfiction about generosity. something to think about
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