I have been doing a bit to much shitposting lately and havent provided a ton of value .... what can I post about that might help you guys?
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Its been two weeks.....
Sofia has been so good that Im actually annoyed at how long I insisted on doing shit myself. @jordanmenard was correct!
However last week I downloaded @instinct and OMG!
It cant make calls so I have it do basically everything up to the point where someone has to pick up a phone. Then I send it to Sofia. Sofia also speaks Spanish and Portuguese so having that and living in South FL is a massive benefit.
The goal is to get these two working together well enough that in a month not only do I not do a single adult task, but I dont even think about them, as they are already done.
Also how is @instinct free? Im sure in a few months I’ll be paying monthly for a worse version of it but for now I will milk it for all its worth.
@noahrshinn seriously I have no idea how you built this.
We should be friends.
Thank you.
Sofia has been so good that Im actually annoyed at how long I insisted on doing shit myself. @jordanmenard was correct!
However last week I downloaded @instinct and OMG!
It cant make calls so I have it do basically everything up to the point where someone has to pick up a phone. Then I send it to Sofia. Sofia also speaks Spanish and Portuguese so having that and living in South FL is a massive benefit.
The goal is to get these two working together well enough that in a month not only do I not do a single adult task, but I dont even think about them, as they are already done.
Also how is @instinct free? Im sure in a few months I’ll be paying monthly for a worse version of it but for now I will milk it for all its worth.
@noahrshinn seriously I have no idea how you built this.
We should be friends.
Thank you.
Ive officially reached the point in adulthood where Im willing to pay someone to deal with adulthood for me.
Day 1 of having an assistant.
After months of @jordanmenard practically begging me to just try having one I finally gave in.
First order of business was handing her a list of about 900 home related things Ive been putting off because apparently as an adult, your expected to spend half your life calling plumbers, electricians, contractors, and every other service provider imaginable.
Now Im sitting here wondering what else I can delegate.
I feel like I have unlocked a cheat code but have absolutely no idea how to use it.
For those of you who have assistants what are you actually having them do?
How do I speed this process up?
Im not looking to delegate a few emails and calendar invites.
I want to outsource literally every single adult responsibility that doesn't require my physical presence.
If I never have to make another phone call, schedule another appointment, chase another person down, or deal with another minor inconvenience for the rest of my life, I will consider this the greatest investment Ive ever made.
Please tell me what I'm missing.
I want to become aggressively more useless at being an adult.
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I won’t participate in this tend to mog all of Twitter but @AltAssetKing certainty can as he mogs me 10x
Bought for 230k value 700k
Bought for 380 value 1.2 million
Bought for 389 value 800m
Bought for 510 value 1 m
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This is such a cool idea and @marshal is a 🐐 …. I will be watching today!
Congrats and Goodluck with the launch!
Congrats and Goodluck with the launch!
🚨 TODAY IS LAUNCH DAY for my new car auction show called FinalLap.com
Today at 1pm ET, watch 10 cars go through our new auction format.
Each car is up for a few minutes, back to back, then they’re gone. The whole thing is over in about 30 minutes.
We’ve designed it n to watch.
Tune in here 👉 finallap.com/auctions/1/live
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Let Twitter Dad Teach you something.
I have NEVER once woke up from spending $50k+ at a nightclub and gone “that was worth it”
The cost per nut alone is enough to make @MurrayHillGuy1 jump off a bridge
Nobody thinks you’re cool except for the promoter who lives in a studio apartment with his 3 roommates.
The party you can have in private for $10k will outweigh the party you have in public for $100k ….. 10 out of 10 times
I have NEVER once woke up from spending $50k+ at a nightclub and gone “that was worth it”
The cost per nut alone is enough to make @MurrayHillGuy1 jump off a bridge
Nobody thinks you’re cool except for the promoter who lives in a studio apartment with his 3 roommates.
The party you can have in private for $10k will outweigh the party you have in public for $100k ….. 10 out of 10 times
In case y’all were curious what it costs to go clubbing in Vegas these days.
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The year is 2030 everyone has turned gay and retarded except for Florida.
The world is on the brink of nuclear destruction.
Elon and Desantis cook up a plan to save civilization.
Florida Annexes from the United States and appoints Desantis as its dictator.
All Florida currency is eradicated and moved to X dollars.
Elon develops a shield to protect Florida from the nuclear fallout.
The world is destroyed due to nuclear war, but Florida is saved.
Elon then releases a gas that kills all non whites and all Jews inside the Florida bubble.
World Civilization can start new. God bless Florida
The world is on the brink of nuclear destruction.
Elon and Desantis cook up a plan to save civilization.
Florida Annexes from the United States and appoints Desantis as its dictator.
All Florida currency is eradicated and moved to X dollars.
Elon develops a shield to protect Florida from the nuclear fallout.
The world is destroyed due to nuclear war, but Florida is saved.
Elon then releases a gas that kills all non whites and all Jews inside the Florida bubble.
World Civilization can start new. God bless Florida
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If the Dems sweep then I have to go back to what I identified as during covid…
Vaccinated, trans, gay, black, midget named Juan
If you don’t believe me, this is how I used to get my Instagram account back that got banned every month due to covid related nonsense.
Literally under an hour every single time.
Vaccinated, trans, gay, black, midget named Juan
If you don’t believe me, this is how I used to get my Instagram account back that got banned every month due to covid related nonsense.
Literally under an hour every single time.
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Fun fact when they tag your bag because “it won’t fit in the overhead” just rip the tag off when you walk away and don’t put it with all the other bags after the jet bridge.
Don’t get caught doing this (ripping the tag off) they do NOT like it.
Also don’t put your backpack over the tag, you need to actually rip it off, they look for the tags.
Don’t get caught doing this (ripping the tag off) they do NOT like it.
Also don’t put your backpack over the tag, you need to actually rip it off, they look for the tags.
Not to be a boomer but it feels like every flight recently has “run out of overhead space” like 3 minutes into boarding….its a conspiracy theory that I’m actually interested in….
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Ive officially reached the point in adulthood where Im willing to pay someone to deal with adulthood for me.
Day 1 of having an assistant.
After months of @jordanmenard practically begging me to just try having one I finally gave in.
First order of business was handing her a list of about 900 home related things Ive been putting off because apparently as an adult, your expected to spend half your life calling plumbers, electricians, contractors, and every other service provider imaginable.
Now Im sitting here wondering what else I can delegate.
I feel like I have unlocked a cheat code but have absolutely no idea how to use it.
For those of you who have assistants what are you actually having them do?
How do I speed this process up?
Im not looking to delegate a few emails and calendar invites.
I want to outsource literally every single adult responsibility that doesn't require my physical presence.
If I never have to make another phone call, schedule another appointment, chase another person down, or deal with another minor inconvenience for the rest of my life, I will consider this the greatest investment Ive ever made.
Please tell me what I'm missing.
I want to become aggressively more useless at being an adult.
Day 1 of having an assistant.
After months of @jordanmenard practically begging me to just try having one I finally gave in.
First order of business was handing her a list of about 900 home related things Ive been putting off because apparently as an adult, your expected to spend half your life calling plumbers, electricians, contractors, and every other service provider imaginable.
Now Im sitting here wondering what else I can delegate.
I feel like I have unlocked a cheat code but have absolutely no idea how to use it.
For those of you who have assistants what are you actually having them do?
How do I speed this process up?
Im not looking to delegate a few emails and calendar invites.
I want to outsource literally every single adult responsibility that doesn't require my physical presence.
If I never have to make another phone call, schedule another appointment, chase another person down, or deal with another minor inconvenience for the rest of my life, I will consider this the greatest investment Ive ever made.
Please tell me what I'm missing.
I want to become aggressively more useless at being an adult.
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The short propaganda online is insane so let me help you short kings that have to look at this shit all day.
I’m 5’8 I never had a single problem pulling an endless supply of women.
Before I was rich, no problem
Before I was physically fit, no problem
Shit I used to pull girls when I was fat and poor at the same time.
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her take her clothes off.
I never did online dating so maybe I’m just a boomer who doesn’t know shit on that side of the world but I can walk up to any woman at any time and close.
I’m 5’8 I never had a single problem pulling an endless supply of women.
Before I was rich, no problem
Before I was physically fit, no problem
Shit I used to pull girls when I was fat and poor at the same time.
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her take her clothes off.
I never did online dating so maybe I’m just a boomer who doesn’t know shit on that side of the world but I can walk up to any woman at any time and close.
Ran possibly my most brutal dating app experiment yet:
Normal 5’9 guy vs. an extremely unattractive woman.
Results were here all tracked…
Guy: 12 likes, 3 matches, 0 date offers.
Woman: 1,206 likes, 342 matches, 28 date offers.
100x more likes. 114x more matches.
I knew it t think it would be THIS bad.
It’s cookedCommunity noteThese dating experiment results were posted by an account identified in a Daily Mail investigation as fabricating dating interactions and experiments. A former friend stated all such content is made-up. dailymail.com/lifestyle/arti…
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I feel like @watchking69 can be the bridge between the crypto bros and the Ecom bros
One day we will all get together and create a secret handshake while simmotdsnisuly launching a coin and merch (on rebills)
We will fly to the meet on @Privatejetman jets of course.
One day we will all get together and create a secret handshake while simmotdsnisuly launching a coin and merch (on rebills)
We will fly to the meet on @Privatejetman jets of course.
way back when i texted @blknoiz06 about defi kingdoms, bro didnt have to help and i had nothing to give (still dont) but he replied promptly to my dms and gave out time, info and alpha
thats when i knew he was a good guy and has good intentions
shoutout my boy
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Never seen a gayer post on Twitter
Covid is still a thing. Got my annual vaccine to protect myself and my community.
Thanks to anti-vaxers, their god-king RFK, Jr. and troves of misinformation, we’ve seen vaccine hesitancy nationwide.
Science is real. I trust our local public health officials and my doctors.
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Data brokering will go down as a bigger scam and fake gold rush than RUO peptides
I almost wish RUO was back on my timeline
I’m so sick of hearing how a 19 year old living in a Brickell Penthouse moved from selling peptides to life insurance to data
Ask anyone of these data brokers to show you the receipts of how much they have made via commission … they can’t
I almost wish RUO was back on my timeline
I’m so sick of hearing how a 19 year old living in a Brickell Penthouse moved from selling peptides to life insurance to data
Ask anyone of these data brokers to show you the receipts of how much they have made via commission … they can’t
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What’s happening in France can easily happen in NY and CA but could never happen in a place like FL or TX
Thank you Redneck Baby Jesus for places like Florida and Texas
Thank you Redneck Baby Jesus for places like Florida and Texas
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If you had to guess, which shoes are mine in this photo @watchking69 took of our Friday Cigar Circle Jerk
$37 billion in this circle btw
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Previously I commented “this adds years to your life” but I am fucking dying today.
My body feels like the Tin Can man. I hurt in places I never knew existed.
My mind can’t compute 2+2 =4
I need sleep but I can’t sleep due to pissing every 30 min.
14 more days and I am free!
This will be completion number 7 and without a doubt has been my hardest one.
My body feels like the Tin Can man. I hurt in places I never knew existed.
My mind can’t compute 2+2 =4
I need sleep but I can’t sleep due to pissing every 30 min.
14 more days and I am free!
This will be completion number 7 and without a doubt has been my hardest one.
Not to be dramatic.
But this has taken years off my life.
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Anyone here direct to admissions from University of Tennessee or University of Miami?
Or know of any amazing alumni that could provide a letter of recommendation?
My Best Friends Daughter is applying to Colleges and he asked me for some help!
Or know of any amazing alumni that could provide a letter of recommendation?
My Best Friends Daughter is applying to Colleges and he asked me for some help!
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What the fuck.
I just learned that “Unc” went from being a term of endearment and respect for your elders to apparently meaning old, washed, and “UnCool”
First of all, fuck you.
Second, if one more little kid with a broccoli haircut calls me Unc, it's fucking on sight.
Just give me a second to stretch so I don’t pull a muscle.
I just learned that “Unc” went from being a term of endearment and respect for your elders to apparently meaning old, washed, and “UnCool”
First of all, fuck you.
Second, if one more little kid with a broccoli haircut calls me Unc, it's fucking on sight.
Just give me a second to stretch so I don’t pull a muscle.
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Prepare to lose all your Credit Card Processing because of a massive spoke in Chargebacks and Refunds.
I don’t make the rules here I just know from 15+ years of experience what’s going to happen next …..
I don’t make the rules here I just know from 15+ years of experience what’s going to happen next …..
For anyone who isn't plugged in, the new alpha is basically just target black people with song ads
make sure the song mentions:
- Cheating - (ideally man cheating on girl)
- Girls sister needs to be involved in some way
- Physical transformation happens as a result of your product
- The person that got cheated on gets better sexual partner (original partner see's this and gets jealous and is full of remorse)
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On top of horrible advice that will never work in 2026 … has anyone asked why this married guy with 19 kids is around a plethora of single 20 year old women and knows their dating history?
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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