i’m so sorry but the meaning of life is to go to a party.

A decade of debauchery

Listen to your own advice

Are they being “performative” or are they just being a bit extra?

Welcome to the jungle

I’m reading more than I’ve read since I left university

I have been sick as a parrot all week

Cocaine overtakes heroin as leading cause of drug deaths in England and Wales bbc.in/480dgx3

I miss the days when I was smarter than my phone

“Reality is an acquired taste”

We are all saying “at this point” a lot more than we used to

Hold tight Remy Ma

Hold tight Lennox Lewis

Hold tight Cruel Santino

100 beats per minute is great, but have you ever tried 200 beats per minute?

Hold tight Doja Cat

“It’s really hard to navigate yourself when you don’t know who the fuck your are”

“Bullets are flying diagonal”

We are all sex workers now

Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass