April showers bring May...
-Road closures
-Evacuations
-School closings
-States of emergency

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is

Never meet your heroes

Bank Account: $1400.05

McDonald cashier: you asked how much for the french fries?

Me: I said how much for the franchise

The fuck Lavar Ball gone do?

Biden’s won in Michigan so many times he’s legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

Okay, which one of you did this?

Mask on

PPE

peace was never an option

FINAL:

Cincinnati 27
#18 Central Florida 24

hard shell tacos at lebrons tonight yet again .sick of this fucking shit

So my mom said she can take us to area 51 or pick us up, but she's not doing both.

Birds be like